Craigslist laugh of the day.....

Snigg Posted By Snigg, Aug 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM

  1. BillLion

    BillLion
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    Don't fight over this, fellas:

    Free Tree and pear tree Wood branches for burning (Berlin)
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    "Just cut tree branches Plus branches from pear tree, Good for burning.. Also have large pile Bushes that were just cut.. Free.."

    Unbelievable that it's free.
     
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  2. Bacffin

    Bacffin
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    I would have tried for 10 bucks at least:eek:!!!
     
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  3. RockyMtnHigh

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    Oct 14, 2013
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    Id probably pick it up for my charcoal smoker lol
     
  4. Charles1981

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    fruit trees are great for smoking.
     
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  5. RockyMtnHigh

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    Very true Charles. I have a traeger and use mostly fruit wood pellets for almost all the things I cook.
     
  6. AmarilloSlim

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  7. AmarilloSlim

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  8. AmarilloSlim

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    This is true... I have dibs on the large pile of bushes though.
     
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  9. BillLion

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  10. bryan

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    Tree Stumps for Sale - $10 (Newark, DE)
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    Great for fire wood, seating or whatever your creative mind can think of...

    $10 a stump or $60 for the lot - 8 total
    There is a smaller stump for $5

    Cash only
    Pick up only-no deliveries or shipping
     
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  11. homebrewz

    homebrewz
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    I think "beach" wood means it grew near the beach, right?
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    "Have between 12--19 cord of hardwood. Logs been down 3 weeks. Makes for excellent firewood.

    Cannot deliver. must be picked up."

    http://albany.craigslist.org/grd/4146737251.html
     

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  12. BillLion

    BillLion
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    Woah, the rest of the "12-19 cord" must be hiding somewhere...
     
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  13. MrWhoopee

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    Like fish, I can never figure out which end to light.;em
     
  14. BIGDADDY

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    I want to cut this one and post a video on YouTube splitting the house !
     
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  15. rowerwet

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  16. bag of hammers

    bag of hammers
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    Just worked my way through this thread. I've never used Craigslist, so let me see if I have this right - I can put an ad up, have someone come to my place with bucket truck and crew, cut up @ 10 cord and stack in perfect 16" lengths, split enough to fill my woodshed, re-shingle my roof, wash my truck, and then pay me $800 - $1000 for the privilege of hauling away the stumps for me? Who knew...?
     
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  17. rowerwet

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    don't forget, dig you a pond to a size you specify....
     
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  18. bryan

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    Aug 10, 2012
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    and haul away the excess earth, and landscape the ground that was disturbed by their equipment.

    That said their are some decent/useful offers out there, otherwise we wouldn't be prowling Craigslist constantly
     
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  19. bag of hammers

    bag of hammers
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    Jan 7, 2010
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    Yes - kudos to anyone who takes the time to post something just because they feel someone else might benefit. Even the guy with the little pile of sticks to give away, just being a decent soul...
     
  20. Standingdead

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    Oct 8, 2012
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    Haha I seen this one to. They just put that load of wood "on sale" no longer $1000 it's now $900. I once had a tape measure like the one this guy is using. Broke off the first few inches, didnt realize right away. This guy must a broke his tape in half or something cause I ain't seeing no 2000 cu feet of logs :)
     
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  21. lazeedan

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  22. fespo

    fespo
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  23. BillLion

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    Sep 4, 2013
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    I love the title:
    Free firewood it's going to be a cold winter you cut trees

    Apparently we can just cut it down (while easily avoiding being electrocuted by the power lines) and then just pop it right into our fireplaces/stoves. Nice!
     
  24. Realstone

    Realstone
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    Jan 20, 2012
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    Looks like someone made a decent start but wisely changed their minds part way through the job.
     
  25. Snigg

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    FIREWOOD FOR SALE!!!!!!!! - $1 (WASHINGTON P.A.)
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    Don't let the other guys fool you with a face cord or running cord. A true cord of wood measures 4' x 4' x 8'. Our wood comes seasoned for 2 years, neatly stacked and wrapped, a true 1/2 cord per pallet, and placed anywhere you would like. It's fireplace season, don't be left out in the cold, time to get your wood order in! FREE bottle of wine and Bloody Mary Mix with the order of a full cord!
    • Location: WASHINGTON P.A.
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    Posting ID: 4162829604


    Posted: 2013-10-31, 10:30AM EDT
     
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