Dang you PINE!!!!

[backpack09]

Woke up saturday morning and the house was chilley (60ish). I built my usual morning fire, but this load was entirely pine.

Fire started at 730.

I had to open the windows and doors at 830!

Pine is the DEVIL's wood

 

[EatenByLimestone]

Throw it into the river! If it floats it's a witch and should be burned!

Matt

 

[Danno77]

lol. Your gonna burn your house down, kid.

 

[Bigg_Redd]

Pine causes chimney fires. And pine deflowers the young ladies.

 

[Danno77]

Pine causes chimney fires. And pine deflowers the young ladies.

don't forget "pine kills puppies."

 

[Skier76]

Man, I'm totally with you. I had to build a separate section on my wood holder to hold the pine. That's allowed me to use mostly pine to get the fire going in the evenings...and in the mornings. Thus, I'm saving all the hardwoods for overnight burns and when the temps gets colder. Friggin' PINE!

 

[moosetrek]

The only way to really get rid of pine is to cut it into pieces, chop it and burn it. Otherwise, it just stands around looking sappy.

 

[billb3]

must have been hard pine
eastern pine would have been ash by 8:30

 

[Danno77]

must have been hard pine
eastern pine would have been ash by 8:30

he forgot to mention the reloads at 7:45, 8:00, and 8:15...

 

[Occo370]

Pins is fine

 

[mayhem]

Woke up saturday morning and the house was chilley (60ish). I built my usual morning fire, but this load was entirely pine.

Fire started at 730.

I had to open the windows and doors at 830!

Pine is the DEVIL's wood

You don't know it yet, but your rtoubles have only just begun. You're now also impotent and all but three hairs will fall from your head.

 

[ChillyGator]

Nothing good will come from cavorting with pine hh:

 

[Rockey]

I merely read the title and my stove no longer drafts.

 

[Dix]

Woke up saturday morning and the house was chilley (60ish). I built my usual morning fire, but this load was entirely pine.

Fire started at 730.

I had to open the windows and doors at 830!

Pine is the DEVIL's wood

You don't know it yet, but your rtoubles have only just begun. You're now also impotent and all but three hairs will fall from your head.

Oh no !


* runs to the bathroom **

 

[CodyWayne718]

I'm so lost. Guess I need to just stay away from pine.

 

[SWNH]

I merely read the title and my stove no longer drafts.

ROTFLMAO!!

 

[Delta-T]

I knew someone round here was burnin pine...the mountain lions are out in force. that thing about hair...totally true...ask my dad (only 3 hairs remaining,sad).

 

[ckarotka]

Last time I burned pine the villagers were in my yard with pitchforks!!

 

[Adios Pantalones]

Last time I put pine in my stove it caught on fire and I lost the whole stove load.

 

[Delta-T]

I have also heard that you shouldn't throw water on burning pine...causes the fire to spread like napalm...baking soda, keep some handy.

 

[hareball]

Have some red, white and pitch that I cut and split just about a year ago. No pine has yet to enter my stove though in the 23 years it's been running. Might just give it to the neighbors when they come and ask for some splits for ther fire pits.

 

[Cascade Failure]

Being a curious sort I wanted to try pine for myself. When I began cutting into the beast my Husky 455 began morphing into a Poulan Wild Thing. Never will I try to cut pine again.