Fireplace humor

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Okay, it is this one looks more like a SMOKER than a HEATER. I would NOT want to eat that smoked fish. Yuck…

At first I thought it was a home made methane gas fire.

Then I realised it was just a crappy smoker...........

They either had New Mexico Chile's or they are smoking brown trout.

how do you stack your wood? i usually just do it in lines... how boring!

this guy has a better way to do it






too much free time!

Cool.

Of course my wood is dry... Why do you ask?

EEEWWW.....one thing's fer sure. That sausage would taste like chit!!

I personally like the third picture (the stump in the fireplace). Finally, a way to get rid of those pesky stumps!

Betcha that thing will hold a 24 hour burn with that stump......

Extra points for anyone who can guess what a Newfie is... No Googling!

You sold me this piece of junk and it smoking up my house. I'd like a full refund and extra money for all the time I spent installing it to your specs...

That's a trap, FyreBug.......all plumbers know that keeps the 'stink' out of yo 'sink'.

Probably not a very good idea to have a trap on a fluepipe, though...

You got it... didnt cheat right?

As someone who's spent wayyy too much time in frigid temps using kybos on construction sites.....I'm surprised an enterprising individual didnt rig one of those stoves up already.

Although I do remember quite a few yrs back occassionally seeing scrap lumber burning in an empty 55 gallon barrel if the jobsite was outside city limits....Nice way to warm hands & feet when the building wasnt totally enclosed or the temp heat installed yet.

I am just glad this thread was not called "Bad Day at the office for the hearth service technician"

Does that meet USPS regulations I wonder?

Having lived in NL for two years I can tell you that I know what a Newfie is, however if you head west of Ontario all Atlantic Canadians are called Newfies