Harman Afterburner Sighting

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jbythesea

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Nov 28, 2012
18
Southern Maine
I just got back from a dump-run here in Southern Maine (I guess they're called transfer-station-excursions these days). Sadly sitting on top of the household waste container was a refractory Harman after burner. I could just imagine the stages that led up to that part sitting there.

"Honey, it's cold in here..."

"I'll turn up the stove..."

"Honey, it's still cold in here..."

"I already turned up the stove. Give it time..."

"Honey..."

"*$%^ Afterburner's not kicking in. Grrrr...Looks like it's all plugged up and has a big hole in it."

"Hello? Is this the Harman dealer? My stove's not working properly. How much did you say to replace the AB!!!? And I need another visit from the chimney sweep cuz the thing was smoking for so long without the AB kicked in..."

Where did I put the Fish' ?
 
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