With picking up the round being the 1st time and putting it into the stove being the last time, how many times do you handle your wood?
With picking up the round being the 1st time and putting it into the stove being the last time, how many times do you handle your wood?
Hey Jake, your 10th step had me laughing. I've been there many times. My version of that step includes a generous helping of profanity as well.Too many steps I guess . . .
After cutting down the tree, limbing it and bucking it up . . .
1. Pick up bucked wood and place in ATV trailer . . . and in the process accidentally mash finger of right hand
2. Move bucked up wood from ATV trailer to pick up bed . . . and put good sized dent in side of pick up bed
3. Unload wood from pick up . . . and drop large piece of wood on left foot
4. Pick up bucked wood to split . . . and adopt a devil may care attitude and not wear gloves which results in two nasty splinters
5. Move wood to outside stacks (technically I handle this wood twice as I place it in the wheelbarrow and then take it out) . . . done after pumping up flat wheelbarrow tire
6. After a year or two move splits and rounds from outside drying stacks to woodshed (again, technically I handle this wood twice to load and unload the wheelbarrow) . . . proceed to drop split on my head from stacking too high in the woodshed
7. Move well seasoned splits and rounds from the woodshed to the covered porch (once again, handling the wood twice to load and unload) . . . watch cats sniff all around the wood which no doubt smells like chipmunks
8. Move wood from the porch to the woodbox . . . and clean up resulting woodchips, sawdust and debris from the floor around the woodbox
9. Place split or round into woodstove . . . and realize that all the work was worth every minute as I take in the sights, sounds (or lack thereof when it comes to not hearing the oil boiler kick on) and smells (potpourri simmering on the stove top)
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Epilogue:
10. If we were to continue the saga of the split . . . remove the split-now-turned-into-fine ash from the stove via the ash pan and dump into ash pail . . . managing in the process to spill about one quarter of the ash on the outside of the pail and one quarter on to me thanks to the stiff wind.
11. In a week or so, take the split . . . well ash . . . to its final resting place -- a pile of ash and cat litter in the woods or if it's in the winter on to my icy/snowy gravel driveway . . . to keep me from slipping on the ice and breaking my leg
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