How to talk to trees

[firefighterjake]

I talk "dirty" to the tree . . . is that wrong?

Oh yeah baby . . . I love you . . . are you hot yet? No . . . well wait a minute . . .well a few months . . . and we'll see how hot I can't get you. Oh yeah, Firefighterjake is gonna show you some hot loving.

 

[wendell]

Holy crap, Jake, you are on a roll these days. I'm still laughing from that short bus comment you made yesterday.

 

[karri0n]

I tend to have an extremely high reverence for nature
and I'm surprised by the replys. No, I guess I'm not surprised.
Nevermind.

I hear you, Ken.

The article is a bit extreme for this site, but "I'll let my saws do the talking"?

Jeez...

any other living thing as tall as a tree would receive a lot more respect.

 

[Jim Post]

Speaking of trees...this Month's National Geographic has an excellent article on the Redwoods...

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2009/10/redwoods/bourne-text

I hope to make it out there someday...
JP

 

[billb3]

I talk "dirty" to the tree . . . is that wrong?

Oh yeah baby . . . I love you . . . are you hot yet? No . . . well wait a minute . . .well a few months . . . and we'll see how hot I can't get you. Oh yeah, Firefighterjake is gonna show you some hot loving.

If the trees run away I'll try it. I have too many white pine.

 

[Hurricane]

I have two large red oaks that I have been trying to talk to but they are too tall for me to hear them.
I need to lower them down so I can hear them better

 

[kenny chaos]

I talk "dirty" to the tree . . . is that wrong?

Oh yeah baby . . . I love you . . . are you hot yet? No . . . well wait a minute . . .well a few months . . . and we'll see how hot I can't get you. Oh yeah, Firefighterjake is gonna show you some hot loving.

There are laws against that that; knot heads and knot holes.

 

[Tony H]

If you stop by my house and see me yelling up at a tree shaking my fist and throwing things don't worry I'm just talking to a squirrel.

 

[Danno77]

I talk "dirty" to the tree . . . is that wrong?

Oh, that's knotty, shame on you.