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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Mrs. Krabappel, Jan 27, 2013.

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  1. BrotherBart

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    Floydian Feeling the Heat

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    begreen Mooderator Staff Member

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    I'm not sure why they call them smart phones, at times they're more like brain fart phones. At my age I don't need something making more typos than I already do. ==c

    I had to share with my wife. She does not get along well with technology. I thought she was going to pee in her pants.
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    You just need to be smarter than the phone.

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    I know Us woodburners will appreciate this one. The absolute Lumber jack.jpeg WORST way to try and start a saw. BY the way that is NOT me in the picture. Probably one of you guys;lol
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    I really, really, really, really, really hope that is a staged photo. Really.
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    too funny.....how many of us would have loved to do this...
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    Polite is the way

    A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
    golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that
    he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

    They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're
    about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The
    first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the
    terms.

    The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

    As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy
    counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring
    course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he
    was the Parish Priest.

    The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
    The Priest said,
    "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep
    your winnings."

    The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

    The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
    donation......

    And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.
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  13. begreen

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    That's udderly silly!
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    These are not jokes, but legit advertisements I copied out of a trade magazine ten years ago. Must've been an interesting company.

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    This too is an orginal add. Bailey's still sells the Wild Ass brand.

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    I laughed till I cried the first time I saw the Big Assawoman Bay in Maryland on a map.
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    When I was a kid I became fascinated with maps, so whenever our family of four was on vacation driving through California to wherever in a Dodge or a Plymouth, I always had a map open in my lap. I remember like it was yesterday when I spotted Nellies Nipple on the map. This might have been about three or four days after I even understood what the word "nipple" meant. My dad got a real kick out of it. My mom, not so much. ;lol

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    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    Yeah Blue Ball, Virginia is always good for a chuckle.
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    Wow... I thought PA had sole rights to all the funny town names, like Blue Ball.

    Town names in PA:

    Balltown
    Blue Ball
    Intercourse
    Virginville
    Climax
    Beaver
    Big Beaver
    Bird-in-Hand
    Desire
    Devil's Half Acre (okay... that one's just a "village")
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    Home
    Mars
    Moon
    Moscow
    Fear Not
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    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    Ain't ever heard of Cut-N-Shoot, Texas I would venture. Or Muleshoe, Texas. Locally known as Gennie Slipper.
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    I have been to Hell and back 4 or 5 times ;lol Really
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    We've got a hell and a Christmas in Michigan.
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    How about Grand Detour, IL.
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    I dont think we have any funny named towns here in NH...unless you count Dummer. :(
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