Here is a new one to me. On our local craigslist
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bar/2456771381.html
"I WILL TRADE THIS TRUCK LOAD OF HONEY LOCUST FOR 2-1.75 LIETERS OF JACK DANIELS OR BEST OFFER
FIREWOOD ALL CUT- WILL BE READY IN FALL WHEN SPLIT- CUT 18"-22"
YES I WILL DELIVER WITHIN 5 MILES OF LIBERTYVILLE-LAKE FOREST
I WILL DROP OFF-NOT STACK!
GREAT DEAL!
I WILL DELIVER FARTHER DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH MORE BOOZE YOU WANT TO OFFER?
LETS GET THIS DONE TODAY- I GOT MORE TRUCK LOADS!
FRED"
I'm not sure how many takers Fred is going to get. We had a big wind through here a few nights ago, so there are a lot of downed branches. Have to give him credit for getting right to the point!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bar/2456771381.html
"I WILL TRADE THIS TRUCK LOAD OF HONEY LOCUST FOR 2-1.75 LIETERS OF JACK DANIELS OR BEST OFFER
FIREWOOD ALL CUT- WILL BE READY IN FALL WHEN SPLIT- CUT 18"-22"
YES I WILL DELIVER WITHIN 5 MILES OF LIBERTYVILLE-LAKE FOREST
I WILL DROP OFF-NOT STACK!
GREAT DEAL!
I WILL DELIVER FARTHER DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH MORE BOOZE YOU WANT TO OFFER?
LETS GET THIS DONE TODAY- I GOT MORE TRUCK LOADS!
FRED"
I'm not sure how many takers Fred is going to get. We had a big wind through here a few nights ago, so there are a lot of downed branches. Have to give him credit for getting right to the point!