Watching the forum numbers...

... insert sexist remark about wimminfolk here.

My loverly bride does not split/stack wood. She will occasionally stoke the fire. I still make out good in the deal- I like doing that stuff, and we have a fairly "traditional" division of labor, which suits us both quite well.

Normally my wife doesn't like me taking or posting her picture anywhere . . . but I guess I can make an exception.

Jake,
You lost some weight! Looking good.

Here's Mrs. Flatbedford last summer.

You noticed.

I see you got permission,lookin good!

Clearance is a better word than permission.

Thats yur story and yur stickin to it....................i understand!

Not only is Mrs Flatbed drop dead gorgeous but she is also one of the nicest gals you will ever meet.

Okay, here she is and the first wiseguy that says she is a dog gets beaned with a hunk of cottonwood!

I'm not saying she looks like a dog, Gary........but she could probably use a little trimming on her beard.......


Nice pooch, BTW! Kinda looks like my cousin's labradoodle......

Meet Isaiah (5) and Quinn (2).
You have to keep the house toasty when you never wear clothes...

Good luck Gary. I hear Scotty's a tough character.