"Careful with that axe, Eugene"

[Adios Pantalones]

Inspired by the Floyd song...

Axe head comes off, strikes crowd member in the groin at a competition. A competition sharp axe head. There are a thing or two I'd rather be hit with.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...andle-100-strong-crowd-strikes-man-groin.html

 

[Jags]

OWwww! It won't be long now....

 

[begreen]

They phrased it very carefully. "axe head strikes member in the public."

 

[BrotherBart]

Reminds me of an old vaudeville bit.

"What is a woman's yet?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"It says in the paper a woman was shot and the bullet is in her yet."

 

[Jags]

"In tomorrows events we will continue with more head to head competition"

 

[begreen]

Or the question about the old song and eventually movie - "I wonder who's kissing her now?"
What part of a woman's anatomy is her now?

 

[bag of hammers]

Inspired by the Floyd song...

That's been in my sig. Got appended by some Red Green wisdom. Maybe a little duct tape can fix him up....

 

[Butcher]

Ha, I still got an old vinyl L.P. of Umagumma. YEAAAAAHHHHH!

 

[gengle]

OWwww! It won't be long now....

... Said the indian chief as he ..."

 

[osagebow]

Almost lost his kiwis.