Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[D8Chumley]

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How are you supposed to fit 2 truckloads of wood in one trip? People...

 

[mike van]

From what I read, there are 2 cab loads of wood, so any normal pickup can probably move it in one load -

 

[D8Chumley]

The way I took it there was 2 regular cab pickup loads as in an 8' bed

 

[Craig S.]

Here's another winner:

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[gzecc]

Here's another winner:

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I think NY's are the worst.

 

[KD0AXS]

Don't miss out on this pile of lumber scraps for only $100!

Notice it says "cleaning the garage out before winter" if that tells you how long they've been reposting this one.

 

[CombatChris]

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The only thing funny about that is that I don't have the tools to go get it.

Most people are leaving the branches, and this guy's got those taken already- leaving the trunks for whoever wants them!

 

[gerry100]

Don't miss out on this pile of lumber scraps for only $100!

Notice it says "cleaning the garage out before winter" if that tells you how long they've been reposting this one.

So you can clean out his basement and get all the heat from dried pine for only $100? Wow

 

[mtbmike]

free!
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[valley ranch]

It should include the words: "Must take all"

 

[valley ranch]

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Posted: 4 days ago

free dump site for trees (pleasantgrove)

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if you have taken down a tree cut up into 18in this a free place to dump it it has to be good enuf for fire wood at this time there is no need to split and stack.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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posted: 4 days ago


updated: 22 hours ago


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[gerry100]

free!
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Their heart is in the right place. Obviously not worth the gas to go get it.

 

[valley ranch]

Hi, Maybe you should read it again. It says buck your tree into 18" pieces and bring it to him.

Richard

 

[BCC_Burner]

Hi, Maybe you should read it again. It says buck your tree into 18" pieces and bring it to him.

Richard

He was referring to the ad he quoted in his post, which says nothing to that effect.

 

[valley ranch]

Now I see it, thanks.

 

[valley ranch]

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Posted: 8 days ago

FREE ROOT PINE TREE( FIREWOOD) (HIGHLAND RANCH-SUN VALLEY)
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I REPOSTING THIS TREE FOR FIRE AND I WAS THINKING SOMEBODY MAYBE NEEDED TO USED AS FIREWOOD,THEY ARE FREE IF NO I GOING TO PUT IN THE TRASH TOMORROW.
REPLY IS YOU NEEDED

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posted: 8 days ago


updated: 44 minutes ago


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Avoid scams, deal locally Beware wiring (e.g. Western Union), cashier checks, money orders, shipping.

 

[Craig S.]

Looks like someone took apart an old treated swingset ... maybe they already burned the swings and slide (that's the high BTU stuff).

FREE FIREWOOD IN SETAUKET
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[Parallax]

Here's another:

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free firewood
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Alder and cherry log chunks. You buck and haul and leave 25% of bucked wood here.

 

[Parallax]

And another:

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Free Wood - Apple (Fairhaven)
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Cowgill at Hawthorne
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Free logs for firewood or ..... whatever. About 1-4 inches in diameter and 5 feet long. See pic. Easy driveway access for you to load in your truck.

 

[Parallax]

And yet another:

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Free firewood (Woodinville)
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Free firewood - untreated decking - ready to haul away!

 

[Parallax]

Here's a favorite:

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Barter-You Take down tree and get free firewood ( (Lynnwood-Brier )
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more ads by this user
I have a large maple tree,the tree have four trunks about 60 ft high. Located at my backyard few yards from my house in the Brier/Lynnwood area. I need to take this tree down as soon is possible, I am not interested in the wood. Is about a truck load of firewood. It's free for the interested in the firewood. Please only Bonded/Insured climbing/cutting tree professional.
No access for heavy machinery or dump trucks, OK for large pick up truck close to tree area.
You can respond to my Post or leave a clear voice mail
Thank you
Walter

 

[Parallax]

By contrast, this looks really great:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/zip/4540722898.html

PREMIUM FREE FIREWOOD (Vancouver)
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Premium rounds of Cherry, all bucked and ready to go, located in laneway no garbage pieces

DO NOT BOTHER HOMEOWNER

3911 West King Edward in Vancouver BC, Located 4 blocks west of Dunbar, north side of street

 

[northwinds]

This guy is giving away free firewood. Well, almost.

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[blades]

This guy is giving away free firewood. Well, almost.

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Guess he/she doesn't want to work up their own, or perhaps looking for dry vs green, no doubt wants oak or hickory or beech for those oh so pricy walnut limbs

 

[blades]

Then there is the ad for walnut planks (lots of figure due to the missing limbs) for sale only $2.50 /bd ft. Still in the log form , you have to find your own saw mill & transport. I do not remember the estimated board footage, I was too busy pouring my coffee out of the key board by that point.