Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[mrjohneel]

Uh-oh, I posted a free firewood message on Craigslist and on here too (See Free Pine, Dennis MA). It's cut in rounds, not split. I gave my little 16" Stihl a workout. I'll be doing a brush burn for days (you're still allowed to do that in Dennis, MA) but I got to get rid of the logs.

 

[homebrewz]

"About 1/3 of an acre of standing wood. Mixed species. Some 40ft tall.
Free. Must wear safety gear and be insured to fall trees."

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[DaveH]

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"About 1/3 of an acre of standing wood. Mixed species. Some 40ft tall.
Free. Must wear safety gear and be insured to fall trees."

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I was going to post this. 40ft pines in an inconvenient spot? sign me up.

 

[CombatChris]

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My wife said "you should email him and ask if this is a joke."

 

[dougand3]

That Winston one could be Ernest T. Bass - it's up near Mount Pilot. What a dumbazz.

 

[Ashful]

That Winston one could be Ernest T. Bass - it's up near Mount Pilot. What a dumbazz.

At least you're keeping your references current.

 

[Jay106n]

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My wife said "you should email him and ask if this is a joke."

LMAO. Might as well trim the hedges while you're at it.

 

[Mainewoodchucker]

Wow , " seasoned" wood that I get to cut and haul for the low price of $100 for a pickup load . Better get there right away before its all gone .

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[madpogue]

^^^^^ I don't get it; so for $100 you get a pickup load of uncut wood, and a snack truck?

 

[iamlucky13]

It's not just in the USA - here's my local trading web site from Australia - come and get it. Best of all its pine........

What could possibly go wrong....

Hmm...power lines, fence, house, and cars all look within easy felling distance of those trees, and he's giving you six chances to hit all of them!

 

[mtbmike]

free load of termites?

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[madpogue]

(broken link removed to http://madison.craigslist.org/wan/4931173974.html) - LOL "...equal share in the results..."

 

[mtbmike]

what did they do to this stove? it's one year old!

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[chazcarr]

what did they do to this stove? it's one year old!

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Kinda looks like all those pictures of the Blaze Kings on here. I'd be more interested in the condition of the cat.

 

[billb3]

Free pine stumps
with bonus free pine logs

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[chazcarr]

Anyone need a new lawn mower? Extra crispy!

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[billb3]

heh, a coat of paint and it'll be as good as new
maybe better, partially tempered steel

 

[firefighterjake]

Anyone need a new lawn mower? Extra crispy!

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That will buff out.

 

[madpogue]

Gotta love how he took the pic right on the spot, with the alien ectoplasm all over the ground in the foreground. You can almost smell it....

 

[BrotherBart]

I hate it when that happens.

 

[chazcarr]

Gotta love how he took the pic right on the spot, with the alien ectoplasm all over the ground in the foreground. You can almost smell it....

My favorite part is that he is selling the back tires for $100. And the transmission for $250.

 

[dougand3]

I gotta think that's a joke. There is no phone #, so it doesn't seem like a prank to raz someone (as in: free goats! Call anytime!) If not a joke, poster needs to be in a rubber room.

 

[sen166]

Ran when parked; needs TLC.

 

[Jay106n]

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Lots of old rocks for sale.....aren't all rocks old?

 

[bag of hammers]

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Lots of old rocks for sale.....aren't all rocks old?

Multiply that entire pile by 1000 and you have my shoreline. Holy crap I'm a millionaire...