After what seemed like months, (2 weeks) my UPS man finally dropped off my Super Splitter late this afternoon. I am in love. Naturally, I had a very busy afternoon with no time to split any wood, so like any good crackhead I made up some excuses why I was gonna be running late, etc. and ran down into the woods to try this baby out. WOW! Maybe it was the adrenaline rush of having a new toy, but I can literally split twice as fast. I just got done rubbing it down with some aromatherapy soap and warm water so as not to get my sheets dirty.