Fireplace humor

[maverick06]

I figured It would be good to have a thread devoted to just fireplace humor.

I will start off with a few pictures I found on the internet....

(Its going, check the roof of the outhouse)

 

[katwillny]

This is Awesome. Second picture is my fave. Way to distribute the heat.

 

[Beetle-Kill]

The first pic. is a classic. Glowing homemade stove up against a tree, that is so awesome! :snake:

 

[RNLA]

Oh thats why they call it a smokehouse... :smirk:

 

[pen]

My favorite is the 3rd pic. 1st because they were concerned about draft or ground movements since they taped all the joints, but 2nd because that's the best use of one of those boxwood stoves that I've seen yet.

I bet you could smoke a lot of sausage in there :shut:

ba dumm dumm dum

pen

 

[bogydave]

#4, dual use building, shitter/smoker
I like the meat smoker, must be burning hickory

 

[RNLA]

PEN, That is just gross! :gulp:

 

[agartner]

That last one just ain't right...

 

[cmonSTART]

I think I'm going to cry.

 

[begreen]

Hmmmm, nothing like fresh eau de john scented meat in the morning. Honey, did you remember to put in a fresh Johnny Cake?

 

[bogydave]

Might be burning some type local grown plants.

 

[BrotherBart]

Smoking a Boston butt?

 

[offroadaudio]

Hey Zeek - what does CTC mean?

 

[offroadaudio]

For those who have everything - the walk-in wood stove.

 

[nate379]

The last one looks like a smoker to me. Guy down the street has one and it's actually kind of the same design, just all homebuilt.

 

[offroadaudio]

[email protected]

 

[offroadaudio]

We always wanted to paint the room darker, but we'll just move the stove around the room instead.

 

[offroadaudio]

Found on a home inspection forum:


This is at the top of the firebox in a wood stove. Can anyone help me with the correct terminology for addressing this situation? Thanks.

Umm - "It's broke."

 

[offroadaudio]

Honey - have you noticed the draft is a little lazy lately?

 

[offroadaudio]

My terracotta is in great shape - all the cracks are sealed with creasote

 

[begreen]

Found on a home inspection forum:


This is at the top of the firebox in a wood stove. Can anyone help me with the correct terminology for addressing this situation? Thanks.

Umm - "It's broke."

Severely compromised fire containment.

 

[BrotherBart]

Found on a home inspection forum:


This is at the top of the firebox in a wood stove. Can anyone help me with the correct terminology for addressing this situation? Thanks.

Umm - "It's broke."

Severely compromised fire containment.

As my brother-in-law that owns a body shop would say "It'll buff out.".

 

[szmaine]

[email protected]

It's not their fault they can't afford the fancy model.

(broken link removed)

 

[maverick06]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0Qnlt8T-0

how to have a beer after a long day of cutting wood.


Watermelon would be nice too:

 

[hotprinter]

This one looks more like a SMOKER than a HEATER. I would NOT want to eat that smoked fish. Yuck...