I had never heard about morel mushrooms either until I started hanging out here. We went to visit relatives in a farming area of the state and I asked them if they had ever heard of them, eaten them. They replied, "Oh, sure! Yummy!" So, while visiting, my request was to try them to see if I liked them. I love store-bought mushrooms.
After hitting up all the relatives in the area we could think of, no one had any left - but - we were given specific instructions to go over the river (out of state), stop at a certain bar, ask for a certain person.......... and maybe we could get some.
We did as instructed.
At the bar we asked for that 'certain' person and relayed our request to which they replied (in an undertone) "Who sent you?"
After what appeared to be a stealth purchase we carried our goodies back to the relatives homestead where the 'rooms were battered and deep fried in a turkey fryer. Yum yum!
Now........ don't ask me the name of the river. Don't ask me where the bar is. Don't ask me any names. I know nuttin' - but the 'rooms were fantastic!