Pellet Pig Membership requirements

[Mrs. L.I. Pellet Guy]

A warning to the newbie, most of us will take her side in all matters.

You have been warned.

Ha! Good to know. Hi everyone ... I'm Lisa, Keith's (L.I. Pellet Guy's) wife. You all had us laughing last night with the comments about HIM becoming a pellet pig by US moving 3-tons. You were all right. I'm not moving 3-tons of pellets!

I come from a house with a Blaze King wood burning stove, so this pellet stuff is new for me. So far, so good though.

Look forward to getting to know you all,

Lisa

 

[DAKSY]

HA... Wife, EX-groan, 4 daughters, one step daughter, 2 female cats, 1 female dog and a male cat with no nuts!! I'll be long gone before i every get close to understanding......

Congrats on your new addition!

One ex-wife, two daughters...14 years living in sin with Susan .. She has a daughter. My youngest sister & her partner just moved in. We have 1 Female cat & female dog. Sister has 1 female dog & 1 female cat & one neutered male (like me)...We're now calling the A-Frame a "B & B" - Bob & Biotches!

 

[L.I. Pellet Guy]

Ha! Good to know. Hi everyone ... I'm Lisa, Keith's (L.I. Pellet Guy's) wife. You all had us laughing last night with the comments about HIM becoming a pellet pig by US moving 3-tons. You were all right. I'm not moving 3-tons of pellets!

I come from a house with a Blaze King wood burning stove, so this pellet stuff is new for me. So far, so good though.

Look forward to getting to know you all,

Lisa

UH OH.......

 

[Mrs. L.I. Pellet Guy]

UH OH.......

Lol. I had to join! Lord only knows what else you'll volunteer 'US' for

Lisa

 

[DOLLARBILL]

Ok 4 tons in the Basement via my company one ton beatup 2000 chev flatbed four stoves in two locations do I qualify ?

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Lol. I had to join! Lord only knows what else you'll volunteer 'US' for

Lisa

Your a$$ is in trouble.

eric

 

[DexterDay]

I am beginning to understand the breed with a wife, ex-wife, and four daughters with one born last Monday.

Eric

Congrats Eric!!

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

My wife is easy to understand, she says and I do. Simple and it saves both my head and the cast iron skillets at the same time.

 

[subsailor]

My wife is easy to understand, she says and I do. Simple and it saves both my head and the cast iron skillets at the same time.

Smart Bear!

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Smart Bear!

Not really she said roll Krum Kagas a short while ago and I said sure and rolled 4 dozen of them. They are nice and hot when you roll them. My fingers are still smarting.

 

[subsailor]

Never heard of them?

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Never heard of them?

https://www.google.com/search?q=Krum+Kaga

 

[moburns]

Any chance of starting a pellet piglets membership?
1. one pellet stove
2. two tons of pellets stacked in piles in just about every room of the house
3. cash and carried pellets with hubby's pick up truck; however my ford focus carries upto 7 bags

 

[subsailor]

https://www.google.com/search?q=Krum Kaga

They sure do look yummy. How many of those 4 dozen are you going to eat?

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Any chance of starting a pellet piglets membership?
1. one pellet stove
2. two tons of pellets stacked in piles in just about every room of the house
3. cash and carried pellets with hubby's pick up truck; however my ford focus carries upto 7 bags

There is a poll in progress here: https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/pellet-piglet-club-poll.89776/ I'm still waiting for votes to be cast.

 

[DexterDay]

Any chance of starting a pellet piglets membership?
1. one pellet stove
2. two tons of pellets stacked in piles in just about every room of the house
3. cash and carried pellets with hubby's pick up truck; however my ford focus carries upto 7 bags

Go."Pig" or go home...

 

[sculptor]

Oh yeah!
2 tons of Greenway
1 ton of Turmans
36 bags of Freedom fuel for the 50 degree NC winter days
1 stove 10-cpm
F-250 7.4 diesel

 

[L.I. Pellet Guy]

Ha! Good to know. Hi everyone ... I'm Lisa, Keith's (L.I. Pellet Guy's) wife. You all had us laughing last night with the comments about HIM becoming a pellet pig by US moving 3-tons. You were all right. I'm not moving 3-tons of pellets!

Only 119 bags more to go

 

[Mrs. L.I. Pellet Guy]

Only 119 bags more to go

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LOL. I did MY share. The rest is on you

 

[moburns]

^ I so need to get a picture of me carrying a bag of pellets. That could come in handy in my house as well lol

 

[Mrs. L.I. Pellet Guy]

^ I so need to get a picture of me carrying a bag of pellets. That could come in handy in my house as well lol

If I lived closer, I'd be happy to take the picture for you! Us girls need to stick together

 

[PutnamJct]

I hereby tender my application to the Board of Pellet Pigs:
6 tons on hand, 5 of which just were delivered:
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and an old Quad 1200i insert. I used to pick up my own until the frame rotted away on my trusty old Ford...
I think I squeak into the club

 

[bill3rail]

I think I squeak squeal into the club

Bill

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Now tell the Hogs exactly why we should let you into the infamous group.

You seem to think it is simply the amount of pellets and the lugging around of same while beating up the old vehicle.

We need to know how truly piggish you are, did you leap over the lumber racks at the big box to get the last ton of Green Teams or bowl over a little ole lady to get to the last couple of bags of Stove Chow? Are you going to volunteer to join the expired pellet removal and destruction team?

The Hogs want to know, we only want true pigs. We hear all of the squealing out there but nothing yet that impresses us.

 

[peirhead]

I hauled one ton of my stash in my Prius....can I get a green star?