Pellet Pigs and Wooden Ships...

[webbie]

This is really a job for Brother Bart....

but, something about pellets to the tune of Wooden Ships

Say can I have some of your softwood pellets
yes, I've been using them
for six or seven weeks now, haven't got jammed once
probably keep us both in warmth........

Oh, I guess you had to be there (the 60's)

 

[BrotherBart]

With apologies to Pete Seeger

Where have all the pellets gone?
Through the auger passing
Where have all the pellets gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the pellets gone?
The Harman burned them every one
Boy did they burn?
Boy did they ever burn?

 

[Lobstah]

All in all you're just a...
Nother bag in the stove.


Jim

 

[wilbilt]

To the tune of "Rawhide!"
My apologies to any innocent victims...

Burnin' burnin' burnin'
Auger is a turnin'
Fire is a-churnin'

Ignite!

Cold windy season
Heat is the reason
I wish I had another ton inside...

Pick em up!
Bring em in!
Stack em high!
Pour em fast!

It's time to igniiiite!

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Stop!

This is bringing a tear to my eye.

Eric

 

[Lobstah]

Help! I need some pellets...
Help! I need a whole pallet...
Help...you know I need some pellets NOWWWWWWWWW


Jim

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Help! I need some pellets...
Help! I need a whole pallet...
Help...you know I need some pellets NOWWWWWWWWW


Jim

Forget the pellet stove and go wood or coal.
No more pellets are available, ever.

Eric

 

[BrotherBart]

Don't you want some pellet to burn
Don't you need some pellets to burn
Wouldn't you love some pellets to burn
You better find some pellets to burn

- Jefferson Multi-Fuel

 

[tinkabranc]

100 bags of pellets on the wall.
100 bags of pellets.
Take one down.
Fill up the hopper.

99 bags of pellets on the wall.

 

[wilbilt]

Pellet smoke makes less pollution
Pellet smoke won't sting your eyes
Pellet stoves are the solution
Pellet burners will survive

-120VAC/12VDC

 

[Lobstah]

16 tons, and wadya get?
Another jammed auger, and a stove reset.
St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go...
I OWE my soul to the pellet stove store.

Jim Ford

 

[BrotherBart]

16 tons, and wadya get?
Another jammed auger, and a stove reset.
St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go...
I OWE my soul to the pellet stove store.

Jim Ford

Love it! Tennessee Burnie Ford. :lol:

 

[BrotherBart]

It's the little old pellet pig from Pasadena

The little old pellet pig from Pasadena
Burn piggy, burn piggy, burn piggy burn
Has an XXV, two Breckwells and a PDV for his convienience
Burn piggy, burn piggy, burn piggy burn
But filling up his rickety old garage
Is twenty tons of pellets and a rusty old Dodge

And everybody's saying nobody burns cleaner
Than the little old pellet pig from Pasadena
He burns real fast and he burns real hot
He's heating three houses and a parking lot

It's the little old pellet pig from Pasadena

 

[wilbilt]

Fat Pellet Bag

I'm gonna take you home tonight
Set you down beside that red firelight
Then I'm gonna let it all pour out
Fat pellet bag, you make my auger spin around!

Since I'm such a skinny lad
Never knew good heat from bad
I knew there had to be a better burn
Loaded up my big old Chevy
Hunkered down and riding heavy
Heap big pallet, you made a burner out of me!

Looking to get more stock
Across the town, around the block,
Just a bunch of empty pallets everywhere
I need to stack my pile
To avoid some bad denial
Just one more ton will do it, you will see.

I'm gonna take you home tonight
Set you down beside that red firelight
Then I'm gonna let it all pour out
Fat pellet bag, you make my auger spin around!

Fat pellet bag, you make my auger spin around!

 

[fossil]

If I had some pellets
I'd burn 'em in the morning
I'd burn 'em in the evening
I'd burn 'em all night
I'd burn without danger
I'd pellet out a warming
I'd pellet out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over my house

 

[BrotherBart]

Oh he never will burn
No he never will burn
And his fate is still unlearned
He ordered a Harman
Late this summer
He is the pig that never will burn

 

[wilbilt]

I Love the Pellet Store

I saw the pallets there by the forklift machine
I knew there must have been about seventeen
If I could find a way
For the price to pay
I knew it wouldn’t be long till they were with me, yeah me.

I knew it wouldn’t be long till they were with me, yeah me.


Singin'
I love the pellet store
Throw another ton in the pickup, baby
I love the pellet store
Go get all your cash and ride with me.

I looked on the pellet bags to find a name
She said it doesn’t matter, they’re all the same
I said lets take them home so they won’t be alone...

Next we were movin' on and they were with me, yeah me

Next we were movin' on and they were with me, yeah me

Singin'
I love the pellet store
Throw another ton in the pickup, baby
I love the pellet store
Go get all your cash and ride with me.

 

[glassman]

I was out on a date in my daddy's car
we hadnt driven very far
there in the road, straight ahead
a ton of pellets and a truck that was dead
i couldnt stop, so i swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
the cryin tires, the busted bags
the fadin scream that I heard last

oh where oh where can my pellets be,
the pellet pigs took them from me
they've gone to heaven so i got to be good
so I can see my pellets when i l-e-a-v-e this world,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Lobstah]

I'm tellin' ya stove,
Yur gunna drive me to drinkin,
If you don't stop doin
That GAL-DARN CLINKIN...

 

[BrotherBart]

OMG. I was in high school when the songs the last two were based on came out. :ahhh:

 

[webbie]

I think Lobstah wins with the short and sweet....

16 tons....

 

[wilbilt]

Class of 1980 here.

 

[BrotherBart]

I think Lobstah wins with the short and sweet....

16 tons....

Yep. That is great.

 

[glassman]

brother bart,
you cant be older than me,,,,,,,I am older than dirt I am 55 yrs. old, but my girlfriend tells me I have the body of a 54 year old he he

 

[Lobstah]

I'm so old I don't even buy green bananas any more.