Splitting A Crotch - It's Not A Rip In My Pants

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I do most of my riding on rural roads, decked out in spandex, etc. I get funny looks from the farmers, but I always wave and say hi. We both operate slow-moving vehicles on public roadways, so at least we have that in common. I need to get a John Deere jersey so I can fit into the scene a little better. When I'm not riding, I'm cutting and splitting firewood (by hand, of course). Gotta stay in shape.

Or a pair of bib overalls like I wear! Ha ha!

I don't think it would matter anyway. They all giggle and look at me as if I'm crazy because I like to ride bicycle (they do the same thing because I like to make firewood and split by hand too). I used to go biking every night after milking the cows, but I got tired of all the neighbors talking about how I needed a psychiatrist because I like to ride bicycle. They're all big fat and lazy and can't imagine anybody doing something for fun that might make them sweat. At least I'm not lazy! Ha!

 

[ISeeDeadBTUs]

Yeah Really!?? I thought the only peeps who swung like that were short guys . . . and Gurls?? :lol:

 

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Yeah Really!?? I thought the only peeps who swung like that were short guys . . . and Gurls?? :lol:

I'm taller than the round, but shorter than the tree.