All hail ye Blaze King owners.
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North of 60
Minister of Fire
Oh C'mon North, I think it's funny. And I'll still think it's funny in 16-18 hrs., when I might have to re-load.
BrotherBart said:
If a BK was loaded with snow when this thread was started it would still be putting out more BTU's than both of our Englanders combined. If a small stick of willow was tossed on top the results would look similar to googling Hiroshima.
Big Al
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I once lamented about having to lug 27 splits into the house for one reload of my Blaze King King til I saw a man with no Blaze King to reload
Give a Blaze King owner a fish and he fill feed himself for a day.
Teach him to fish and he will break up your cane pole and use it to heat his house for a week.
Teach him to fish and he will break up your cane pole and use it to heat his house for a week.
btuser
Minister of Fire
Big Al
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Now, I know what you're thinking; did he load 4 cubic feet of wood or only 3. But seeing as this is a Blaze King, the most powerful stove in the world, and can melt your head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya...PUNK!?!?!?
TX-L
Burning Hunk
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Blaze, KING of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of all other stoves, boundless and bare
The lone and level ash stretches far away.
"My name is Blaze, KING of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of all other stoves, boundless and bare
The lone and level ash stretches far away.
The problem is a Blaze King is sooo ugly you have to tie a pork chop around it just to get a dog to lay next to it
The Blaze King Creed:
This is my Blaze King.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Blaze King is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Blaze King, without me, is useless.
Without my Blaze King, I am useless.
I must fire my Blaze King true.
I must burn hotter than my neighbor who is trying to outburn me.
I must load 80# of wood for a month before he loads 20# for 4hrs. I will...
My Blaze King and myself know that what counts in this winter is not the rounds we fire, the glow of our burn, nor the smoke the cat burns.
We know that it is the heat that counts. We will heat...
My Blaze King is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses(none), its strengths (all), its parts, its accessories, its automatic thermostat and its catalytic combustor.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.
I will keep my Blaze King clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed.
My Blaze King and myself are the heaters of my country.
We are the masters of all other wood burners. We are the heat of my life. So be it, until all heat is from Blaze Kings and there is no other stove, but Blaze King!
This is my Blaze King.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Blaze King is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Blaze King, without me, is useless.
Without my Blaze King, I am useless.
I must fire my Blaze King true.
I must burn hotter than my neighbor who is trying to outburn me.
I must load 80# of wood for a month before he loads 20# for 4hrs. I will...
My Blaze King and myself know that what counts in this winter is not the rounds we fire, the glow of our burn, nor the smoke the cat burns.
We know that it is the heat that counts. We will heat...
My Blaze King is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses(none), its strengths (all), its parts, its accessories, its automatic thermostat and its catalytic combustor.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.
I will keep my Blaze King clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed.
My Blaze King and myself are the heaters of my country.
We are the masters of all other wood burners. We are the heat of my life. So be it, until all heat is from Blaze Kings and there is no other stove, but Blaze King!
LLigetfa
Minister of Fire
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