We all heard the Chuck Norris jokes, but they pale in comparison to the Blaze Kings'
I do not own a Blaze King and I may never, my IQ is only in triple digits.
All EPA stoves live vicariously through Blaze King stoves.
Hell once had a near Blaze King experience. Once.
God owns a Blaze King. Started the fire over 15 years ago. The fire recently went out. God hasn't worked up the courage to tell the blaze King.
The tears of Blaze King owners can cure cancer. Too bad they never cry.
Upon purchasing a Blaze King all owners are gifted with the ability to speak French in Russian.
I do not own a Blaze King and I may never, my IQ is only in triple digits.
All EPA stoves live vicariously through Blaze King stoves.
Hell once had a near Blaze King experience. Once.
God owns a Blaze King. Started the fire over 15 years ago. The fire recently went out. God hasn't worked up the courage to tell the blaze King.
The tears of Blaze King owners can cure cancer. Too bad they never cry.
Upon purchasing a Blaze King all owners are gifted with the ability to speak French in Russian.