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  1. GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 16, 2011
    1,980 posts
    PA.
    These Google ads crack me up. I used to always get the "Single Asian women want you now" one..._g
    Today I got a "Dating bootcamp" one sponsored by AARP...<>:(
    That is pretty friggin scary...Google thinks I need a dating bootcamp...??;hm:mad:

    Anyone else get some really funny ones? Or is it just me?;em
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  2. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,936 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    ARRP ?????????? or AARP???????????
  3. GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 16, 2011
    1,980 posts
    PA.
    Pfft...I fixed it Hoss...just a minor keystroke mistake:mad:
  4. granpajohn Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 13, 2007
    584 posts
    Central Maryland
    That's the Pirate one.
  5. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    21,941 posts
    Northern Virginia
    When Craig first installed the ads on the old forum for a week we were getting one for a feminine hygiene product.
  6. Scotty Overkill firewood hoarder

    joined: Sep 24, 2011
    6,818 posts
    central PA
    I keep getting one that has a bunch of older, healthy-chested women on it and reads "we don't want younger guys, we're looking for YOU" or something of that nature......

    WTF?:rolleyes: I'm only 39..:p ...what do they consider old? :eek:
  7. tfdchief Minister of Fire

    joined: Nov 24, 2009
    2,971 posts
    Tuscola, IL
    I get them too, but I'm not tellin' ya what they say !!!
  8. Flatbedford Minister of Fire

    Mine are just wood burning related stuff. I must be very boring.
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  9. fishingpol Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 13, 2010
    1,898 posts
    Merrimack Valley, MA

    Soooooo what was the name of the site, I missed it.>>

    When you get the E.D. ones, your done.
  10. Hearth Mistress Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2012
    579 posts
    Point Pleasant, PA (SE PA)
    I get all sorts of these ads and emails. I guess because I shop a lot on line so my email address I use for that purpose only is on every list out there. I get ads for everything from chicken feed from Purina - we don't even have chickens, to sorts of "adult" services and such. The emails go right to junk mail but it's a few a day at least, but the ads that pop up are hysterical!
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  11. Thistle Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 16, 2010
    3,907 posts
    Central IA

    ;lol I get that one often myself,and I'm 10 yrs older than you ;lol
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  12. firefighterjake Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 22, 2008
    13,473 posts
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    I'm getting those same ads . . . guess I gotta stop looking at all those GILF porn sites. ;) :)

    And yes I am kidding . . . well mostly kidding. ;)
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  13. tfdchief Minister of Fire

    joined: Nov 24, 2009
    2,971 posts
    Tuscola, IL
    I wish the heck I would get that one......cause I am old enough==c
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  14. PapaDave Minister of Fire

    Gamma, don't worry, you don't look anywhere near AARP age.
    HTH;)
    Quit looking at pron, it'll cause hair to grow on your chest.!!! ==c
  15. fossil Super Moderator

    joined: Sep 30, 2007
    9,149 posts
    Bend, Oregon
    I've been researching new cars lately...so I get lots of car ads. Google knows what my computer has shown a recent interest in, and sends those vendors' ads to me. I don't particularly like it.
  16. Delta-T Minister of Fire

    joined: Feb 27, 2008
    2,636 posts
    NH
    all I gets is stove and fireplace ads....why can't I get one for dating classes?!? why don't older,single ladies want to meet me?
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  17. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    21,941 posts
    Northern Virginia
    Woodbridge, VA is a few miles from here and must be totally populated with young women that are eagerly awaiting a call from me.
  18. Scotty Overkill firewood hoarder

    joined: Sep 24, 2011
    6,818 posts
    central PA
    That's what troubles me about the ads it puts up on my computer......I am not looking for MILFS on the computer! Nor is my wife, nor are the kids.....
    I don't get it!
  19. Flatbedford Minister of Fire

    It's cuz you keep posting pics of your wood!
  20. Scotty Overkill firewood hoarder

    joined: Sep 24, 2011
    6,818 posts
    central PA
    ;lol;lol;lol;) I never even thought of that!
  21. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,936 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    Prob'ly why I don't get them ones ......... them li'l ol' pellets don't trigger the twitches ........
  22. corey21 Minister of Fire

    joined: Oct 28, 2010
    2,208 posts
    Soutwest VA
    I get crazy ads also. Stuff that i don't even look up like dating.
  23. Woody Stover Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 25, 2010
    3,389 posts
    Southern IN
    I've got ten more on you. I guess I should feel good that they are lumping me together with the youngsters. ;lol
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  24. Lousyweather Minister of Fire

    joined: Feb 19, 2009
    2,428 posts
    America
    damn....just.....damn :(
  25. Lousyweather Minister of Fire

    joined: Feb 19, 2009
    2,428 posts
    America
    well, as far as you KNOW they arent.........
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