Chuckle of the day....

GAMMA RAY Posted By GAMMA RAY, Feb 6, 2013 at 3:33 PM

  1. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
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    These Google ads crack me up. I used to always get the "Single Asian women want you now" one..._g
    Today I got a "Dating bootcamp" one sponsored by AARP...<>:(
    That is pretty friggin scary...Google thinks I need a dating bootcamp...??;hm:mad:

    Anyone else get some really funny ones? Or is it just me?;em
     
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  2. hossthehermit

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    ARRP ?????????? or AARP???????????
     
  3. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
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    Pfft...I fixed it Hoss...just a minor keystroke mistake:mad:
     
  4. granpajohn

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    That's the Pirate one.
     
  5. BrotherBart

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    When Craig first installed the ads on the old forum for a week we were getting one for a feminine hygiene product.
     
  6. ScotO

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    I keep getting one that has a bunch of older, healthy-chested women on it and reads "we don't want younger guys, we're looking for YOU" or something of that nature......

    WTF?:rolleyes: I'm only 39..:p ...what do they consider old? :eek:
     
  7. tfdchief

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    I get them too, but I'm not tellin' ya what they say !!!
     
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  8. Flatbedford

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    Mine are just wood burning related stuff. I must be very boring.
     
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  9. fishingpol

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    Soooooo what was the name of the site, I missed it.>>

    When you get the E.D. ones, your done.
     
  10. Hearth Mistress

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    I get all sorts of these ads and emails. I guess because I shop a lot on line so my email address I use for that purpose only is on every list out there. I get ads for everything from chicken feed from Purina - we don't even have chickens, to sorts of "adult" services and such. The emails go right to junk mail but it's a few a day at least, but the ads that pop up are hysterical!
     
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  11. Thistle

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    ;lol I get that one often myself,and I'm 10 yrs older than you ;lol
     
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  12. firefighterjake

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    I'm getting those same ads . . . guess I gotta stop looking at all those GILF porn sites. ;) :)

    And yes I am kidding . . . well mostly kidding. ;)
     
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  13. tfdchief

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    I wish the heck I would get that one......cause I am old enough==c
     
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  14. PapaDave

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    Gamma, don't worry, you don't look anywhere near AARP age.
    HTH;)
    Quit looking at pron, it'll cause hair to grow on your chest.!!! ==c
     
  15. fossil

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    I've been researching new cars lately...so I get lots of car ads. Google knows what my computer has shown a recent interest in, and sends those vendors' ads to me. I don't particularly like it.
     
  16. Delta-T

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    all I gets is stove and fireplace ads....why can't I get one for dating classes?!? why don't older,single ladies want to meet me?
     
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  17. BrotherBart

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    Woodbridge, VA is a few miles from here and must be totally populated with young women that are eagerly awaiting a call from me.
     
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  18. ScotO

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    That's what troubles me about the ads it puts up on my computer......I am not looking for MILFS on the computer! Nor is my wife, nor are the kids.....
    I don't get it!
     
  19. Flatbedford

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    It's cuz you keep posting pics of your wood!
     
  20. ScotO

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    ;lol;lol;lol;) I never even thought of that!
     
  21. hossthehermit

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    Prob'ly why I don't get them ones ......... them li'l ol' pellets don't trigger the twitches ........
     
  22. corey21

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    I get crazy ads also. Stuff that i don't even look up like dating.
     
  23. Woody Stover

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    I've got ten more on you. I guess I should feel good that they are lumping me together with the youngsters. ;lol
     
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  24. Lousyweather

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    damn....just.....damn :(
     
  25. Lousyweather

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    well, as far as you KNOW they arent.........
     
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