Craigslist laugh of the day.....

Snigg Posted By Snigg, Aug 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM

  1. Jacktheknife

    Jacktheknife
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 4, 2012
    452
    318
    Loc:
    Lakota, Iowa
    Ouch!
     
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  2. Elderthewelder

    Elderthewelder
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Nov 1, 2006
    644
    163
    Loc:
    Everett, Washington
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/zip/4070745694.html

    FIRE WOOD (Lakewood)
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    © craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
    North Gate Road at Nottingham road
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    You must Chop down 100 foot fir tree for free wood.
    Close to street - easy access.
    Street has very little traffic except at 4-6 hours.
    Need chipper.
    Chips are needed on site.

    You must have equipment to chop down the tree.

    253-984-7865
    North Gate Road at Nottingham road (google map) (yahoo map)

    • Location: Lakewood
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    Posting ID: 4070745694

    Posted: 2013-09-16, 7:31AM PDT

    email to a friend

    Avoid scams, deal locally! Do NOT wire funds (Western Union, Moneygram).
    Beware cashier checks, money orders, shipping, non-local buyers/sellers. More info
     
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  3. Elderthewelder

    Elderthewelder
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Nov 1, 2006
    644
    163
    Loc:
    Everett, Washington
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  4. Elderthewelder

    Elderthewelder
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Nov 1, 2006
    644
    163
    Loc:
    Everett, Washington
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/4069648577.html


    Free firewood (Ballard)

    About 20 pieces of firewood. Come get it before it rains! It's been sitting in our driveway for five years so if we haven't used it by now I don't think were going to use it!
    • Location: Ballard
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
     
  5. lazeedan

    lazeedan
    Feeling the Heat 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 14, 2006
    275
    56
    Loc:
    SW Michigan
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  6. Realstone

    Realstone
    Lord of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 20, 2012
    852
    261
    Loc:
    Southern ON
  7. ColdNH

    ColdNH
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Oct 14, 2009
    588
    175
    Loc:
    Bow, NH
    this is the best one i have seen in a LONG time

    http://nh.craigslist.org/for/4069746343.html

    Oak log for sale. Cut in June ... Good for local private cord sellers/dealers, woodworkers or artisans.
    23 feet long ... top is 20", base is 27". Estimated at 1 1/2 half to 2 cords worth.
    You may take entire log or cut as much as wanted/needed. Cash sale on site. No delivery.
    Any remains will be kept by seller for cord wood.
    Looking for best offer est. $500-$1000. Negotiable.

    oh gee just 500-1000$ for 1.5-2 cords of unsplit, unseasoned logs, YES PLEASE!
     
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  8. BillLion

    BillLion
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Sep 4, 2013
    513
    211
    Loc:
    Greater Hartford, CT
    Wow. The clue phone is going to start ringing when NOBODY responds, I hope the poster answers!
     
  9. bmblank

    bmblank
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 17, 2013
    698
    257
    Loc:
    Michigan
    "boy, this oak must be really really dry... It's burning like paper!"
    Edit: ok, maybe it is oak. The first pic looked like poplar to me. I didn't look at the second pic before posting.
     
  10. HDRock

    HDRock
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Oct 25, 2012
    2,239
    859
    Loc:
    Grand Blanc, Mi
    Crazy, that log Isn't going any where soon
     
  11. Realstone

    Realstone
    Lord of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 20, 2012
    852
    261
    Loc:
    Southern ON
    The seller will re-check to see if he mis-typed his contact info :rolleyes:
     
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  12. jdinspector

    jdinspector
    Feeling the Heat 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 22, 2009
    411
    23
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    FREE FIREWOOD - Please Cut and Take (Morton Grove)
    I have two giant oak trees in the yard that need to be cut down and hauled away. These are great for firewood or even for furniture (furniture artisans?). The trees are near our house and need to be taken down with care and proper equipment. Please reply in your email with:
    1. Your experience taking down large trees
    2. Your equipment being used
    3. Whether you have access to a boom lift.
    • Location: Morton Grove
    Damn, if I only had a bucket truck, I could have all the free wood that I need!

    I am actually considering responding to this to find out what his threshold of pain is when I tell him about my lack of experience. Should I start with limited experience and build up, or start with great experience and go backwards?
     
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  13. MrWhoopee

    MrWhoopee
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Sep 27, 2011
    600
    346
    Loc:
    Shingletown, Northern California (elev. 4000 ft.)
    Damn!

    80hp Honda wood splitter - $650 (Cottonwood)
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    80hp Honda log splitter . Runs great . Good for small and big rounds. Make splitting wood a little less work
     
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  14. HDRock

    HDRock
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Oct 25, 2012
    2,239
    859
    Loc:
    Grand Blanc, Mi
    80hp ??????????? WOW , double DAM
     
  15. rideau

    rideau
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 12, 2012
    2,169
    817
    Loc:
    southern ontario
    That's about 72 actual cubic feet...so less than a cord split and stacked.
     
  16. ColdNH

    ColdNH
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Oct 14, 2009
    588
    175
    Loc:
    Bow, NH

    yeah but its ok, still a crazy deal at 500-1000$ :)
     
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  17. paul bunion

    paul bunion
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Apr 3, 2013
    888
    575
    Loc:
    NJ
    If that plywood was clean and I saw it down the street from me I would snag it to use as a roof over my stacks. It keeps the tarps from puddling.
     
  18. Pat Demetrius

    Pat Demetrius
    New Member 2.
    NULL
    

    Sep 16, 2013
    8
    2
    Loc:
    SE PA
    People are awesome...no pics..

    Free oak tree. You cut it you keep it. (bensalem)

    I have a tall oak tree in my front yard. It looks to be about 60 to 70 feet tall. I'm looking to get rid of it so anyone who wants the wood can have the entire tree if they are willing to cut it.
     
  19. clemsonfor

    clemsonfor
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 15, 2011
    2,518
    491
    Loc:
    Greenwood county, SC
    It how about the wrong word use age like "hole" instead of whole??
     
  20. clemsonfor

    clemsonfor
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 15, 2011
    2,518
    491
    Loc:
    Greenwood county, SC
    Haha why waste the time to post that if the cities getting it?? Maybe they want to keep it outta the dump??
     
  21. lukem

    lukem
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 12, 2010
    3,687
    1,518
    Loc:
    Indiana
    Just because you make firewood out of trees doesn't mean trees are firewood.
     
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  22. StihlHead

    StihlHead
    Guest 2.
    NULL
    

    Oh, now that is rich. Now they want the branches chipped and left on site. For the 'free wood'... these psychopath stupids take the cake.
     
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  23. lukem

    lukem
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 12, 2010
    3,687
    1,518
    Loc:
    Indiana
    And apparently chainsaws aren't allowed? Really....who "chops" down trees anymore?
     
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  24. clemsonfor

    clemsonfor
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 15, 2011
    2,518
    491
    Loc:
    Greenwood county, SC
    No chainsaw but OK with a chopper??
     
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  25. StihlHead

    StihlHead
    Guest 2.
    NULL
    

    This is a legitimate post for free firewood in rounds for the taking, but... *cough* its the worst firewood that there is. If you can call it that. O/w Mean Dean would be processing it and selling it himself.

    ....

    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/zip/4077956789.html

    Tons of Free Firewood from Dean The Wood Guy (sunnyvale)
    Tons of "Tree of Heaven" firewood....
    all cut up into One and a Half to Two Foot
    Rounds, all by the front of the homes'
    street curb, ready to be loaded, by you,
    all for Free.
     

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