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  1. PoolGuyinCT

    PoolGuyinCT Feeling the Heat

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    Wifeski went to the supermarke and I cleaned the stove. 2 year old angel popped at latch on the vacuum, soot cloud........ The paint in hallway isn't dry... Good knowing y'all!,,
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  2. Lower bucks

    Lower bucks New Member

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    Call that S.African blade runner he may be able to help you out before wife gets home
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  3. lock&load

    lock&load Member

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    GOD BLESS ,,,,GOODBY >>
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  4. SmokeyTheBear

    SmokeyTheBear Minister of Fire

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    Nice knowing ya.
  5. Harvey Schneider

    Harvey Schneider Minister of Fire

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    Blame it on poltergeist.
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  6. Joe and Kelly Tomeno

    Joe and Kelly Tomeno Member

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    Pretend you hit your head on the stove while cleaning...leave the vacuum running when she pulls up...lay there holding your head....good luck....fi that doesnt work...boook the next flight to Hawaii for a surprise vacation for her...
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  7. will711

    will711 Minister of Fire

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    Just Greet your honey at the door with 2 yr old angel in your arms and say " she made a mistake , she's sorry it won't happen again daddy" or something like that anything to save your butt;)
  8. Danny Cathcart

    Danny Cathcart Member

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    *in my best Sgt. Schultz voice* I know nothing!
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  9. Brokenwing

    Brokenwing Feeling the Heat

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    omg, def good luck with the wife. :eek:
  10. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    Can I have your ton of Cubex? ==c Where your going not sure you will need em! :ZZZ
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  11. 343amc

    343amc Feeling the Heat

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    Best of luck.

    Had a similar incident with a shop vac full of drywall dust a couple years back during a bathroom remodel. Took a while before I heard the end if that one.
  12. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    Brings back memories of geek's little oopsie! ;em

    Did ya snap a picture so we can tease ya down the road? I should say, If your boss lets you live. We can tease ya!
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  13. imacman

    imacman Guest

    I like this one. A little strategically placed ketchup on your head, and she might be so concerned about you, she won't care about the ash.
  14. will711

    will711 Minister of Fire

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    Or you could do this.
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  15. SmokeyTheBear

    SmokeyTheBear Minister of Fire

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    Stove gremlins
  16. subsailor

    subsailor Minister of Fire

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    He hasn't posted again, so he's either working his butt off trying to make amends or he's already gone._g
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  17. Harman Lover 007

    Harman Lover 007 Minister of Fire

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    Stick a fork in him.....he's done.
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  18. smoke show

    smoke show Guest

    damn freeloaders.

    holy chit thats a classic, and to have the marbles to admit it... ;lol
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  19. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    One less pig we need to battle for pellet deals. Poor fella didn't stand a chance! :(
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  20. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    Sour cause you didn't post it first? :p

    Yep, Sure was. Don't hear much from him lately. Wifey must a whacked him too! :(
  21. subsailor

    subsailor Minister of Fire

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    I guess I missed that one. Must have been a good one.
  22. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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  23. SwineFlue

    SwineFlue Minister of Fire

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  24. Waterbug

    Waterbug Member

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    If it's true, I feel the OPs pain. However as the saying goes: "Without pictures, it never happened,"
  25. Mike D

    Mike D Feeling the Heat

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    I call for a moment of silence for PoolGuyinCT...

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