Dead man walking

Wifeski went to the supermarke and I cleaned the stove. 2 year old angel popped at latch on the vacuum, soot cloud........ The paint in hallway isn't dry... Good knowing y'all!,,

Call that S.African blade runner he may be able to help you out before wife gets home

GOD BLESS ,,,,GOODBY

Nice knowing ya.

Blame it on poltergeist.

Pretend you hit your head on the stove while cleaning...leave the vacuum running when she pulls up...lay there holding your head....good luck....fi that doesnt work...boook the next flight to Hawaii for a surprise vacation for her...

Just Greet your honey at the door with 2 yr old angel in your arms and say " she made a mistake , she's sorry it won't happen again daddy" or something like that anything to save your butt

*in my best Sgt. Schultz voice* I know nothing!

omg, def good luck with the wife.

Can I have your ton of Cubex? Where your going not sure you will need em!

Best of luck.

Had a similar incident with a shop vac full of drywall dust a couple years back during a bathroom remodel. Took a while before I heard the end if that one.

Brings back memories of geek's little oopsie!

Did ya snap a picture so we can tease ya down the road? I should say, If your boss lets you live. We can tease ya!

I like this one. A little strategically placed ketchup on your head, and she might be so concerned about you, she won't care about the ash.

Or you could do this.

Stove gremlins

He hasn't posted again, so he's either working his butt off trying to make amends or he's already gone.

Stick a fork in him.....he's done.

damn freeloaders.

holy chit thats a classic, and to have the marbles to admit it...

One less pig we need to battle for pellet deals. Poor fella didn't stand a chance!

Sour cause you didn't post it first?

Yep, Sure was. Don't hear much from him lately. Wifey must a whacked him too!

I guess I missed that one. Must have been a good one.

Definitely worth a look back! Sorry little buddy!

http://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/what-a-mess-wife-not-happy.65092/

lmao... and tomorrow is the 2-year anniversary.

If it's true, I feel the OPs pain. However as the saying goes: "Without pictures, it never happened,"

I call for a moment of silence for PoolGuyinCT...