I belong to another forum about a completely different subject, and about 5 years ago someone started a thread "Funniest Things You've Heard..." That thread is now over 150 pages long and still going! So I thought maybe it would be fun to try here. Some of the humor will undoubtedly come from other peoples' misinformation or lack of knowledge, so let's just remember we all started somewhere (and might still be there!) and keep it light and fun. I'll start:
I was talking to my uncle at a family function about his wood supplier. A cousin overheard the conversation and chimed in to say - don't buy any wood I've got like 14 chords you can have. Ok, wow - where did you get 14 chords?
The big oak in my back yard came down.
My wife was explaining to someone at work about how we heat with wood. The friend was shocked and asked "yeah, but don't you have to buy the wood?"
Um, as opposed to all the free fresh squeezed #2 oil you can wring out of dirt? (we don't buy anyway)
The first year I burned, I called a wood supplier out of the yellow pages, and he said this classic, "yeah, it's seasoned"
I was talking to my uncle at a family function about his wood supplier. A cousin overheard the conversation and chimed in to say - don't buy any wood I've got like 14 chords you can have. Ok, wow - where did you get 14 chords?
The big oak in my back yard came down.
My wife was explaining to someone at work about how we heat with wood. The friend was shocked and asked "yeah, but don't you have to buy the wood?"
Um, as opposed to all the free fresh squeezed #2 oil you can wring out of dirt? (we don't buy anyway)
The first year I burned, I called a wood supplier out of the yellow pages, and he said this classic, "yeah, it's seasoned"