Hearth.com, The Reality Show.

Jack Straw Posted By Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012 at 1:28 PM

  1. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    They now have reality shows about anything or anyone. Why can't Hearth.com have one? Why can't we cash in? I could see Gamma having a line of jewelry and Adios selling his pottery.The only problem that I see is that everyone around here gets along pretty well and the Mods do a great job putting out any fires that arise and to be successful there must be conflict. Maybe us wood burners could start a big fight with the pellet pigs. ;-)
     
  2. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones
    Minister of Fire

    May 20, 2008
    6,587
    1,421
    Loc:
    S.NH- Mass's smoking section
    Hey screw you Jack! You and your...Lopi

    (it's not high drama, but it's a start)
     
  3. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Save it for the camera (geeze!) :p
     
  4. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    It could be like MTV's real world.....we a all live in a house .....with only one wood stove...and we fight over who gets to load the mudder...
    Can I pick who I room with? :) :cheese:
     
  5. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones
    Minister of Fire

    May 20, 2008
    6,587
    1,421
    Loc:
    S.NH- Mass's smoking section
    Reality shows need a trouble maker, a gay guy, the slut, etc. We need to pick roles
     
  6. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart
    Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division
    Staff Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    32,493
    9,684
    Loc:
    Northern Virginia
    I'll be the slut.
     
  7. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire

    Jul 22, 2008
    17,138
    3,582
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    I can be the fat guy who wanders around half naked . . .
     
  8. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones
    Minister of Fire

    May 20, 2008
    6,587
    1,421
    Loc:
    S.NH- Mass's smoking section
    We just need a trouble maker, gay guy, ostrich farmer, and a former cop and we're in biddniz
     
  9. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    There is always one that gets chitfaced every night and sleeps with everything and anything...
     
  10. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y

    I thought BB was going to do that.....I just don't know if he drinks.
     
  11. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos
    Minister of Fire

    Apr 10, 2008
    1,995
    4
    Loc:
    Rochester,ny

    BrotherBart.............. you're fired.
     
  12. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.

    Pfft...surely you are kidding Jack.....that's the funny of the day.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. eclecticcottage

    eclecticcottage
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 7, 2011
    1,789
    342
    Loc:
    WNY
    I call official apparel maker!!

    Or ostrich farmer. I wanted chickens, they're just smaller versions, right? :p
     
  14. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart
    Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division
    Staff Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    32,493
    9,684
    Loc:
    Northern Virginia
    For an h.c show maybe it should be:

    A cat stove owner
    A non-cat owner
    A pellet stove owner
    A wood dealer
    A pre-EPA stove owner
    A Sthil saw owner
    A Husqvarna saw owner
    A pine burner
    A slut
     
  15. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos
    Minister of Fire

    Apr 10, 2008
    1,995
    4
    Loc:
    Rochester,ny


    You just got your job back.
     
  16. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Oh crap...I have an Echo.
     
  17. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire

    Jul 22, 2008
    17,138
    3,582
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    And get Pook back . . .
     
  18. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    Television sucks.
     
  19. Jags

    Jags
    Moderate Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    17,231
    5,916
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    I am throwing my hat in the ring for this position.
     
  20. pen

    pen
    There are some who call me...mod.
    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2007
    7,729
    1,524
    Loc:
    N.E. Penna
    I feel sorry for the ostrich already

    pen
     
  21. Jags

    Jags
    Moderate Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    17,231
    5,916
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    You ever see the size of an ostrich egg??
     
  22. eclecticcottage

    eclecticcottage
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 7, 2011
    1,789
    342
    Loc:
    WNY
    Where's Loon? We need Emma here as a LGD.

    BTW, that list is missing a VF fireplace/stove owner and a DV fireplace/stove owner. Throwing a VF owner in the mix should help cause controversy.
     
  23. smokinj

    smokinj
    Minister of Fire

    Aug 11, 2008
    15,981
    1,412
    Loc:
    Anderson, Indiana
    I will be the 1980's ex-porn star! :coolsmile:
     
  24. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos
    Minister of Fire

    Apr 10, 2008
    1,995
    4
    Loc:
    Rochester,ny
    The boys could force a "split off" with the girls to see who was going to do the housework.
    That might be a bad idea.
     
  25. Delta-T

    Delta-T
    Minister of Fire

    Feb 27, 2008
    3,144
    579
    Loc:
    NH
    I'm not a gay or an ex-cop...but I could play a gay ex-cop on TV or is that too..... "Village People"?
     

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