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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    They now have reality shows about anything or anyone. Why can't Hearth.com have one? Why can't we cash in? I could see Gamma having a line of jewelry and Adios selling his pottery.The only problem that I see is that everyone around here gets along pretty well and the Mods do a great job putting out any fires that arise and to be successful there must be conflict. Maybe us wood burners could start a big fight with the pellet pigs. ;-)

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  2. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

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    Hey screw you Jack! You and your...Lopi

    (it's not high drama, but it's a start)
  3. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    Save it for the camera (geeze!) :p
  4. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    It could be like MTV's real world.....we a all live in a house .....with only one wood stove...and we fight over who gets to load the mudder...
    Can I pick who I room with? :) :cheese:
  5. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

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    Reality shows need a trouble maker, a gay guy, the slut, etc. We need to pick roles
  6. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    I'll be the slut.
  7. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake Minister of Fire

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    I can be the fat guy who wanders around half naked . . .
  8. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

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    We just need a trouble maker, gay guy, ostrich farmer, and a former cop and we're in biddniz
  9. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    There is always one that gets chitfaced every night and sleeps with everything and anything...
  10. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    I thought BB was going to do that.....I just don't know if he drinks.
  11. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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    BrotherBart.............. you're fired.
  12. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Pfft...surely you are kidding Jack.....that's the funny of the day.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
  13. eclecticcottage

    eclecticcottage Minister of Fire

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    I call official apparel maker!!

    Or ostrich farmer. I wanted chickens, they're just smaller versions, right? :p
  14. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    For an h.c show maybe it should be:

    A cat stove owner
    A non-cat owner
    A pellet stove owner
    A wood dealer
    A pre-EPA stove owner
    A Sthil saw owner
    A Husqvarna saw owner
    A pine burner
    A slut
  15. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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    You just got your job back.
  16. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    Oh crap...I have an Echo.
  17. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake Minister of Fire

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    And get Pook back . . .
  18. firebroad

    firebroad Minister of Fire

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    Television sucks.
  19. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    I am throwing my hat in the ring for this position.
  20. pen

    pen There are some who call me...mod. Staff Member

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    I feel sorry for the ostrich already

    pen
  21. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    You ever see the size of an ostrich egg??
  22. eclecticcottage

    eclecticcottage Minister of Fire

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    Where's Loon? We need Emma here as a LGD.

    BTW, that list is missing a VF fireplace/stove owner and a DV fireplace/stove owner. Throwing a VF owner in the mix should help cause controversy.
  23. smokinj

    smokinj Minister of Fire

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    I will be the 1980's ex-porn star! :coolsmile:
  24. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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    The boys could force a "split off" with the girls to see who was going to do the housework.
    That might be a bad idea.
  25. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    I'm not a gay or an ex-cop...but I could play a gay ex-cop on TV or is that too..... "Village People"?

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