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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. stoveguy2esw

    stoveguy2esw Minister of Fire

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    if you dont find this one funny, check your pulse OMG!!! gotta rememeber that one

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  2. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake Minister of Fire

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    I like to look for ammo cans in the woods . . . and like working with my wood . . . is that a strange enough addiction.

    I hoard wood . . . and would hoard cats if my wife would let me.

    We can open up a porn store.

    No tow trucks, but I can bring a fire engine to the show.

    I pick my nose occasionally . . . does that count?

    I don't fight with my buddies when we're cutting wood, but we do mess up a lot . . . that would add some drama.
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  3. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    I want to run the porn store.
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  4. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    OK we can have a porn store only if it is "tasteful"....
    I will be the CEO....only the good stuff....I will have to experiment and test all submissions for the store...just to make sure..you know...>>
    Jagsy, you are in charge...
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  5. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    Hmmm...tv show lacking activity.....

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  6. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Hmm...well I did not want to complain butt...
    Somebody in the house is using my loofah sponge...and don't ask how I know.<>
    Somebody ate half a package of my 2% Polly O string cheese mozzerella sticks...
    and the most important...
    Somebody is drinkin my Dogfish Head Raison beer...
    Now it is time for war dammit. :mad:

    I have cameras set up so I will find out who the guilty partay is...
  7. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    and I am missing 5 pairs of underwear and 3 bras...:mad:
    Cough em up....
  8. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    Gamma...I'll give back your wedding video, if you promise to forget about your missing undergarments.;em
  9. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    HA! I know who the guily partay is and you don't have to cover for him Jack....he has been recently "absent" because of this..I won't mention any names....(DT).
    I don't really care about the wedding video being lost....but I won't tell Mr Gamma...gonna use it against him to get what I want for the next 6 months at least....maybes 8 months if I can milk it....;lol>>
  10. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    Another 5 lbs and I'll be a C cup;lol
  11. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    Yep peeps read the sigs [​IMG]

    I dunno, you guys are outta control... I'm still hanging in the barn, with the leather, and the crops, and such.

    Tssk, tssk.
  12. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    I read them also, I was just wondering if anyone else did.

    Out of control=Ratings!
  13. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake Minister of Fire

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    Anyone have any tips on how to get rid of these calluses on my feet . . . apparently loofah sponges don't work very well.
  14. Flatbedford

    Flatbedford Minister of Fire

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    I've good results with some discarded bras that I found out behind the wood pile. The underwear didn't help much.
  15. Lousyweather

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    yea, I didnt really get why Delta T was trying more than one on at a time or anything, and can only come to the conclusion that he couldnt come up with a constructive use of those undergarments either....he was muttering something about "thse things need washed..." or somesuch.......as for the loofa, well, some things are better left unsaid.
  16. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Those bras were expensive :mad:
    Just sayin...
    You git what you pay for...
  17. Lousyweather

    Lousyweather Guest

    they did look a bit small for him, matter of fact.....

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