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  1. stoveguy2esw

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    if you dont find this one funny, check your pulse OMG!!! gotta rememeber that one
     
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  2. firefighterjake

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    I like to look for ammo cans in the woods . . . and like working with my wood . . . is that a strange enough addiction.

    I hoard wood . . . and would hoard cats if my wife would let me.

    We can open up a porn store.

    No tow trucks, but I can bring a fire engine to the show.

    I pick my nose occasionally . . . does that count?

    I don't fight with my buddies when we're cutting wood, but we do mess up a lot . . . that would add some drama.
     
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  3. Jags

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    I want to run the porn store.
     
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  4. GAMMA RAY

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    OK we can have a porn store only if it is "tasteful"....
    I will be the CEO....only the good stuff....I will have to experiment and test all submissions for the store...just to make sure..you know...>>
    Jagsy, you are in charge...
     
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    Hmmm...tv show lacking activity.....

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    Hmm...well I did not want to complain butt...
    Somebody in the house is using my loofah sponge...and don't ask how I know.<>
    Somebody ate half a package of my 2% Polly O string cheese mozzerella sticks...
    and the most important...
    Somebody is drinkin my Dogfish Head Raison beer...
    Now it is time for war dammit. :mad:

    I have cameras set up so I will find out who the guilty partay is...
     
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    and I am missing 5 pairs of underwear and 3 bras...:mad:
    Cough em up....
     
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  8. Jack Straw

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    Gamma...I'll give back your wedding video, if you promise to forget about your missing undergarments.;em
     
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  9. GAMMA RAY

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    HA! I know who the guily partay is and you don't have to cover for him Jack....he has been recently "absent" because of this..I won't mention any names....(DT).
    I don't really care about the wedding video being lost....but I won't tell Mr Gamma...gonna use it against him to get what I want for the next 6 months at least....maybes 8 months if I can milk it....;lol>>
     
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  10. Jack Straw

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    Another 5 lbs and I'll be a C cup;lol
     
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    Yep peeps read the sigs [​IMG]

    I dunno, you guys are outta control... I'm still hanging in the barn, with the leather, and the crops, and such.

    Tssk, tssk.
     
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  12. Jack Straw

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    I read them also, I was just wondering if anyone else did.

    Out of control=Ratings!
     
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    Anyone have any tips on how to get rid of these calluses on my feet . . . apparently loofah sponges don't work very well.
     
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    I've good results with some discarded bras that I found out behind the wood pile. The underwear didn't help much.
     
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    yea, I didnt really get why Delta T was trying more than one on at a time or anything, and can only come to the conclusion that he couldnt come up with a constructive use of those undergarments either....he was muttering something about "thse things need washed..." or somesuch.......as for the loofa, well, some things are better left unsaid.
     
  16. GAMMA RAY

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    Those bras were expensive :mad:
    Just sayin...
    You git what you pay for...
     
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    they did look a bit small for him, matter of fact.....
     

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