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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    I'm likin the sound of this one...It's On! Let me do my stretches first. I dont wanna pull a hammy. For Battle Theme Music I request "Too Hot to Trot" by the Commodores (you know, Lionel Ritchie was in the Commodres)

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  2. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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  3. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    I was thinking more in line with fully insulated coveralls.
  4. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    and dont none of you busters go yelling "WASABI" (jags) in the middle of the combat to distract me. That would be unsportsman like....and sneaky/dirty. If we're gonna have a kiddie pool jello thunderdome, it should be fair and whatnot. Just so we're clear...is there biting allowed?
  5. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    HORSE RADISH

    Dang - no matter how loud I yell that it still does not invoke the same fear response.
    stoveguy2esw likes this.
  6. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    Been busy all day calling all of the media outlets. Apologizing for calling myself a slut.
  7. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    It puts a whole new spin to "gubment cheese".
  8. cricketfarmer

    cricketfarmer New Member

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    WOW! What a tough tryout for a reality show! Let me see if I have this right. Kiddy pool, orange jello, horse radish but no wasabi, bib overalls are acceptable but no mankinis (thank goodness!),commodores singing in the background, fight to the death all to get a spot on the show as the skinny (lean) cowboy/wrangler dude. Brother Bart, would you care to trade roles? Slut sounds like more fun.
  9. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    to the death? WHOA there. I didn't know that. Thats seems a bit....extreme, you know? I like me some jello wrastlin and all, but I was thinking more like a points scoring system...No hitting in the face of course. You think the Lean Cowboy tryout is hard...you should see the video BB submitted for his part...WOWZER! By back hurts just from watching.
  10. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    I know. Who would have thought he could Limbo that low???
  11. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    and in such a short skirt....amazing.
  12. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    Kilt, Delta. Kilt.
  13. cricketfarmer

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    I'm having second thoughts about auditioning for the roll of slut. My back certainly won't bend that far, I don't own a kilt, and I was told BB did it while going commando. Delta, it looks like its you and me, mano a mano, in the kiddy pool out behind the wood shed at dusk. I propose a gentlemanly battle. No fight to the death. No hitting each other with folding chairs. No choke holds. No throwing each other out of the pool into the audience. In fact I think if one of us can maintain a hold on his athleticaly slender, lightning fast, devastatingly handsome opponent (I may have been describing myself more than Delta) for more than 5 seconds, he shall be declared the winner. Are you up for it?
  14. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    deal. Anyone seen the vaseline?
  15. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    Ask either BroB or Gamma.
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    Probably this will just be a fake . . . I mean scripted . . . jello wrestling match to the death. Is Bob Mould working with us on the script yet?
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    I've got it and ain't sharing it....you guys know I don't share well..
    I am sure someone in the joint has some type of lubrication material. :-S
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    I've been using almond oil at work . . . seems to work pretty well. Anyone want to borrow some?
  19. Jack Straw

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    Hearth.com the reality show will back right after this commercial


  20. cricketfarmer

    cricketfarmer New Member

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    Of course this fight will be scripted. After all, this IS a reality show!
  21. Lousyweather

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    pellet gel?
  22. stoveguy2esw

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    i'd have had another dog in the car had i directed this. it was a commercial for a stain remover for car seats right?
  23. stoveguy2esw

    stoveguy2esw Minister of Fire

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    thats HOT!!!!!
  24. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    The ratings are getting very low so we need the following:
    • someone with a strange addiction
    • a hoarder (no pellets)
    • a pawn store
    • a tow truck to repo cars
    • some pickers
    • loggers who fight more than they cut wood
    It seems that this would be the perfect combination for a really successful show!
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    Flatbedford Minister of Fire

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    Most of us, except the pellet people, have a wood addiction, and are haorders.

    I want to drive the tow truck.

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