Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012.
And I know what you are thinking....
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Jagsy is almost "magical" in his ways del....
very very talented bugger....
BTW Jagsy I have an item that needs fixing....maybes you can take a look at it after supper... :-S
Gamma...I already told you, it just needs new batteries.
<---triples up on tinfoil
That's another gripe I gots with the Hearth house....there is never any battrees in the joint.....WTF?
and toilet paper...I am tired of replacing the roll everytime I go in there...
I bought a whole bunch of battrees at Sams club and they are all gone....
Who is using them dammit?
Betcha it is Delta...he does play with a lot of weird toys....robots and stuff.... >:-(
We gots another week in the Hearth house and I may need to leave early....my nerves are shot....
You buggerz are not easy to live with..
they're not toys..they're my friends. :cheese:
"STRAWBERRY!" "STRAWBERRY!" BOOM! *feathers flying*
Ok, where ever we are locates, if I need to change from a bootleger to a medecinal herbalist we need to get closer from the green leaf field of B.C.
I could be the Dominican guy that no one understands and they have to put captions on everything I say.
if you're gonna go that route, you should be in character...the above should be in jibberish, and then captioned in parethesis
Subsitute the word "Mainiac" for "Dominican" and change your on-line name here to Pook . . . that would work for sure.
Can you wear a dreadlock wig?
Did you see the Jamaican Bobsled team on TV last night? They were going so fast down that chute smoke was rolling out the back.
HI guys! Have you still got any openings on the Hearth Show for a skinny, geeky guy like me? I know LOTS of super interesting facts about crickets and I like to start fires! Hey fellas, why are you looking at me like that? OK, now don't come any closer! I know karate! Well, I know a guy that knows karate, SO WATCH OUT! Aw, c'mon guys (backing away) you're not gonna stuff me in a locker again, are ya?
Hmmm...skinny and geeky? That was supposed to be Delta...but
OK your in....
and bring some of them there crickets...I have a sleep machine that plays cricket sounds, but it is hard to hear above Jake's snoring so maybes the real thing will be better....
Hey, anybody that owns an old Minni steam engine is all right with me. I got your back.
(grew up driving Case steam for shows- even a 110hp model. If you have interest, read here, George Hedtke was my distant cousin)
The setup WAS desperately missing a cricket wrangler.
I mean- where would we get our crickets otherwise?
EXACTLY AP....WTF were we thinking?
We need a real "cowboy" now....and not one that works in an office during the day and wears Armani suits and then dresses like a cowboy at night...
We need the real mcCoy....maybes BB will give up his slut status and be the cowboy...he is from Texas...
Jags, if you come to the Will County Threshermans show this July, I'll let you play on my big woodburner with me.
That would be cool beans, but alas, it is a bygone era of my life. I did it more to help. It was never really in "my blood". But cool as hell.
I aint skinny dammit! I'm lean.....really lean...and small boned. I can't beleive I was just brushed aside like that. Now I'm like...bitter, and angry. Lets just say there's gonna be some heck to pay....there's gonna be more than French in the French Onion Soup! if you know what I mean (I'll let you know, when I know what I mean).
Oh oh... guess I am on the chit list now Del....please accept my apologies.....Bad Gamma Bad..... :-S
Out with the cricket guy then....
No no no...this is setting up to be the perfect battle. Cricket wrangler - how do you feel about orange jello and kiddy pools? (I already know Delta's feelings on this)
ps - NO MANKINIS.
No mankinis?....then it will have to be speedos......(I think equally repulsive)....
but may be an interesting event.... :cheese:
BTW....Delta is allergic to anything orange...it will have to be cherry jello....
A Jello "Thunderdome"......2 men enter 1 man leaves. :lol:
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