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Post in 'The Wood Shed' started by JDC1, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. firebroad

    firebroad Minister of Fire

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    In my neck of the woods, it's the city slickers who think like that. Also want to have 5 million lumens of (non-motion activated) spotlights polluting up the sky.

    I want to see a picture of Chopper, too!!

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  2. Backwoods Savage

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    I'd first approach the owner or manager of the golf course. Take pictures if necessary.

    As for the game camera, one has to be very careful because even the IR cameras that do not have the flash, still emit a red glow while recording. And a recording is what you would want; a video and not a still picture. Too many times a still shot misses what you really want to capture. So, this means being very careful where you mount the camera and you must be close (usually 25 feet or less) if taking a night picture. Once while being concerned with thieves (yes, they like to steal game cameras) I mounted a camera up in a tree pointing down. Difficult to see the camera and one would have needed a ladder to reach it. It worked too.
  3. Butcher

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    Go to wally world and buy a padded seat for a camping type terlet that fits a 5 gallon bucket. Also buy a cheap paper hanger and nail it to yer wood so it's handy for them. Place 5 gallon bucket with padded seat beside yer wood and nail the terlet paper hanger right next to it. Next step is to doc up the terlit paper. If you got any poisen ive/oak in yer area you could rub some oil of that on the first few sheets our get some hot peppers outta the garden and rub the seeds on the roll and let the burn begin.
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  4. JDC1

    JDC1 Feeling the Heat

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    I like it butcher.

    Dennis, they are doing it during the day. The manager can only do something if we catch them in the act. I will call the cops ificatch someone taking a poop on my property. I didnt want to put my cuddeback out there so it can ge stolen. i think I am going to have some signs printed and move everything so there is nothing to hide behind. I will burn about 4 cords this winter so that won't be to bad to move if i use my landscape trailer.

    I am turning 32 this month and I cannot believe the direction the degenerates are taking society. I would never even pee in someone's yard let alone leave a dump out in the open or on something that they would be handling.
  5. osagebow

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    ya gotta put a big fake rubber snake there next spring.
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  6. ScotO

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    Dang, JDC......your ash really smells like a$$.

    That's worse than burning willow!

    I'm all about the game camera/bulletin board idea of Dave's, and the little devil on my left shoulder likes that paintball gun idear of Bocefus's!!
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  7. salmonhunter

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    We want pics or it didn't happen.;lol
  8. Jack Straw

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    Actually this is one time I could live without pics!
  9. Thistle

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    And I thought the occasional raccoon taking a dump on one of my stacks was a problem.....
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  10. oldspark

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    This is why golf shoud be outlawed.
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  11. MasterMech

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    Right after they outlaw football, baseball, basketball, and hockey. :confused:
  12. oldspark

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    You forgot several but that's OK.;)
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  13. firebroad

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    Wait a minute, you never find THOSE guys crapping in the stands...
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    You have obviously never been to a Cubs game.!!!
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  15. JDC1

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    It is funny but we have almost as much of a problem with the women golfers as the guys. There is nothing worse than coming around the corner and seeing someone's junk unexpectedly.

    Everyone assumes that because I have a ton of firewood that I want to deliver a truckload for $50 to their house. I have been splitting back there and traded some titleists for a cold beer. So I guess they are good for something. I do get some attaboys from the guys that burn wood regularly.
  16. Jack Straw

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    I wonder.....do they yell "fore" before they lay a log on your law.
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    Two!..hahaha
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  18. TimJ

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    Well most people that hit a bad shot say "chit" don't they:)
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    Wow.
    Very odd lost for word.
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    This guy leave along a small two lane high way out side of town. The dog, She about 3 months old here in this pic. Pit and blue healer mix. She not only can find them but, a set of jaws to hang on..... Her real name is Eleanor Roosevelt aka chopper!



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    You're looking at this the wrong way there leaving you some btu's
  22. TimJ

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    SmokinJ, I know that mix will do whatever you want her to do.
    Nice dog.......thanks for the picture
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  23. firebroad

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    Pat 'em up!!
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    What is that? Big Terd Units? ;lol
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    How do I know if my stove is set up to burn corn pellets?

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