Over fire or chimney fire??

[jdogg]

Unless you own a failing business than those things seem to happen of a regular basis.

 

[bholler]

not sure I follow you jdogg what do you mean?

 

[jdogg]

Haven't you ever noticed how often a failing or closed business burns down from a "fire". Often seems to start in middle of night when no one is around.

 

[BrotherBart]

In West Texas there used to be a sleazy nightclub out in the middle of nowhere that you could almost mark on your calendar the next time it was going to burn down.

 

[Fred61]

Don't remember how the joke went because it's about 50 years old but it starts with three old classmates talking at a reunion.
Well, how have things gone in your life since I saw you last Sal? Well, my business burned and I've been retired since on the insurance settlement.
How about you Harry? Well I had a fire and lost my business but the insurance paid off so I also retired.
How 'bout you Abie? Well we had a flood and it wiped out my fruit stand.
Abie, "how do you start a flood"?

 

[bholler]

yeah I got it a little after I posted that I am a little slow lol