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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Mrs. Krabappel, Jan 27, 2013.

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    This is a picture of my granddaughter shortly after she was born. My grandson thought she needed stickers.;lol
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    Wrong on a lot of levels but I still laughed....

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    And didnt get a picture of it yesterday as it wasnt funny when it happend :p

    But will post one today as all i can do is laugh and buy a new one ;sick ;lol

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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    Thanks for that, Defiant. I did actually chuckle.
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    Careful w/these.

    I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
    When chemists die, they barium.
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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    I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
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    Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    Broken pencils are pointless.
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    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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    All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
    WHEN YOU'RE OLDER
    AND DON'T MOVE AS FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

    George said, "Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again..

    "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (True Story) I LOVE IT!
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