Tool Sale!!! Do not miss this one!!!

I'm totally getting the manual chainsaw... no more mixing 2 stroke for me.

I developed a 4" manual grinder some years back
never caught on

muppet-grade felt work gloves! its like Christmas in Rocktober!

What a steal, it's more expensive on sale....? That's good stuff!!

LMFAO!

Right next to the 'board stretchers','toenails' & other stuff in the tool trailer we send the green apprentices after....

Classic...and shockingly close to true..ha

Metric crescent wrench........

I'm suing these people How dare they? They've gone too far in the name of humor, where is my attorney.

I DID NOT SIGN THE RELEASE FORM FOR THEM TO USE MY PICTURE IN THE "MORON LAMP".

After the table saw incident I can now order the Cooki-Monster work gloves!

thanks for posting this. i needed a good laugh this morning. every ad was fr#$%^in' hilarious!

at least the manual chain saw has a chain brake...

I could get into the nose-picking kit, if it was 12 volt. Not much else you can do while driving.

Hehheh . . . funny stuff. Thanks for posting.

That is genius!

Just looked again, they should have included a moisture meter function on the "8 function electronic multi tool."....lol

Hey, I need that stuff! How can I subscribe to their weekly ads?

Seriously (almost), I happen to agree with the bungee cord thing...

LOVE IT

One time I was laboring on a framing crew when the boss told the brand-new-that-day kid to grab the sawzall and cut out the door thresholds before he bothered sweeping the deck. After about 10 minutes another framer came upstairs and said "Hey, you got to come look at this!"

The kid was on his knees rocking the sawzall back-n-forth, unplugged, trying to cut out the threshold. The boss was curt:

"You know, you can plug that in."
"You can?"
"Yes you can, but don't bother. You're fired."

Tell me about it, Jags! To think, all these years I've lost countless fingernails and cursed up more swear words than a drunken sailor, and they have a tool to make it easy!

I'm gonna wait for the sale to be over, I like the regular price better......

I managed to get that never in stock flashlight once in a dream

Pete

That's great! I actually LOLed!

in the aircraft industry we send apprentices looking for the "skyhook" they will be redirected around the plant for hours..............