Beer,.... and Pellets

[Shaw520]

I was out last night having some cold beers with my bud Bruce. Unbeknownst to us the bar we chose had an open Mic night...long story short, the music was great and the beers were going down nice,.. we ended up getting a ride home from a friend....arriving at Bruce's house, he says leave me off in front of the garage so I can grab a bag of pellets for the night. So he staggers in with his pellets, fills the stove, then turns into bed. Upon waking...he notices the house is cold..so he goes downstairs to check the stove...opens the lid and finds the hopper full to the top with... yup...you guessed it.... rock salt!!

 

[glenc0322]

are you sure this story is not about you and you are using your imaginary friend Bruce as a scape goat

 

[imacman]

are you sure this story is not about you and you are using your imaginary friend Bruce as a scape goat

BINGO!

 

[CT Pellet]

With the title of this thread, Will711 will be all over this like a fly on Infernos!.

 

[gbreda]

LMAO

By any chance "Bruce"- ya, right- wasnt in charge of the Hearth.com server this morning, was he? Would make sense for all the glitches

 

[Shaw520]

are you sure this story is not about you and you are using your imaginary friend Bruce as a scape goat

Pretty sure,... LOL

 

[Tony garofalo]

What a Great story...LOL..

 

[will711]

In the dark they all look alike

 

[Defiant]

Yikes, I guess he did not drink enough

 

[iceguy4]

I was out last night having some cold beers with my bud Bruce. Unbeknownst to us the bar we chose had an open Mic night...long story short, the music was great and the beers were going down nice,.. we ended up getting a ride home from a friend....arriving at Bruce's house, he says leave me off in front of the garage so I can grab a bag of pellets for the night. So he staggers in with his pellets, fills the stove, then turns into bed. Upon waking...he notices the house is cold..so he goes downstairs to check the stove...opens the lid and finds the hopper full to the top with... yup...you guessed it.... rock salt!!

If it was a harman it would have burned it just saying

 

[LMPS]

LMAO Good reason not to keep rock salt around.....

 

[Brokenwing]

I have the water softner pellets next to my wood pellet stash. I might have to look into moving them now lmao! Great story!

 

[Phil Do's fire.]

Oh boy, what a mess, LMAO

 

[The Ds]

LMAO Good reason not to keep rock salt around.....

But we need rock salt to make homemade ice cream!

 

[iceguy4]

But we need rock salt to make homemade ice cream!

MMMMmmm

 

[The Ds]

MMMMmmm

Damn right!

 

[schoondog]

Mothers against drunk heating says "Don't drink and heat " !!

 

[Shaw520]

Mothers against drunk heating says "Don't drink and heat " !!

He should be issued a HWI,... "heating while intoxicated"

 

[Jack Morrissey]

Clinkers Galore!!

 

[Eatonpcat]

Let us not forget it was a Harman...That is a smart stove...It probably went outside, spread the salt in the driveway, loaded itself with pellets on the way back in and started a pot of coffe for the drunkards!!

 

[Defiant]

Let us not forget it was a Harman...That is a smart stove...It probably went outside, spread the salt in the driveway, loaded itself with pellets on the way back in and started a pot of coffe for the drunkards!!

You forgot it also threw some mugs in the freezer for the first couple of frosty ones.

 

[Shaw520]

Let us not forget it was a Harman...That is a smart stove...It probably went outside, spread the salt in the driveway, loaded itself with pellets on the way back in and started a pot of coffe for the drunkards!!

Dang!,...gotta git me one o' dem Harmon's,..... keep drinking like this and we're both going to need smarter stoves ! >lol<

 

[mralias]

opens the lid and finds the hopper full to the top with... yup...you guessed it.... rock salt!!​

Bet the stove did not freeze.

 

[iceguy4]

Dang!,...gotta git me one o' dem Harmon's,..... keep drinking like this and we're both going to need smarter stoves ! >lol<

gotta git me one o' dem Harmon's

oh my..oh my yet another spelling of harmAn. If i had a dime for every time I was corrected....

It probably went outside, spread the salt in the driveway, loaded itself with pellets on the way back in and started a pot of coffe for the drunkards!!

mine would have ...and turned down the bed too

 

[DV]

Better rock salt than fertilizer.