Bless Me Father

[thewoodlands]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'​

'Yes, Father, it is.'​

'And who was the girl you were with?'​

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'​

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'​

'I cannot say.'​

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'​

'I'll never tell.'​

'Was it Nina Capelli?'​

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'​

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'​

'My lips are sealed.'​

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'​

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'​

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'​

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'​

'Four months vacation and five good leads ...'​

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[Beer Belly]

 

[curtis]

Thats awsome! haha

 

[Hills Hoard]

thats awesome!

 

[ScotO]

heard that one before, yes that is a good one!!