Boy, I'm Glad I Don't Work for the Feds...

[firebroad]

What amazes me is that someone actually kept track of the incidents!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/22/federal-employee-issues-reprimand-flatulence_n_2352022.html

I'm glad I have my own office.

 

[BrotherBart]

We got a whiff of that here back when it happened.

 

[rottiman]

Something smells about that whole situation..........

 

[Thistle]

Just another nice thing about my job being outdoors 75% of the time.Until the building's enclosed anyway.

He who smelt it,dealt it.

 

[begreen]

That person should not apply for work on a submarine crew either. Maybe ask for a job in the sanitation dept.?

 

[Hearth Mistress]

I'm crying laughing!

I've had to write up employees for bad breath, body odor and feminine stank but this is just hysterical to me. I cannot imagine the conversation BEHIND this write-up deciding who was going to keep track of it. I forwarded it to my HR partner, he will get a chuckle out if it. And the fan...having to tell him NOT to turn the fan on so it didn't "spread"....priceless!

On a serious note, what the heck would be causing him to pass gas that many times in a day with enough fumes for others to notice and run for the hills? I mean, there are days I call my hubby "gas geiser" but he just replies "it's your good cooking".

 

[gzecc]

It will probably end up as a workmens comp claim. They will probably end up with early retirement and a full pension.

 

[BrotherBart]

They cleared the air back in January.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...orker-after-flatulence-reprimand-went-public/

 

[firebroad]

I'm so sorry, this thread really stinks.

 

[begreen]

Hah, I thought it was a gas.

 

[Jags]

This thread wreaks of inuendo.

 

[begreen]

That might be a topic for another thread, but not on this forum.