CLASSIC Craigslist rant! - this will be flagged soon

[Ratman]

Another classic Craigslist rant! - this will be flagged soon so the link will be broken so I included the text.
(broken link removed to http://nh.craigslist.org/zip/1982508460.html)
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IT'S NOT FREE IF IT COST MONEY!! (PINE TREES=WORTHLESS) (JUST DON'T GET IT LAND)
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Date: 2010-09-30, 7:55PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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THIS GUY THINKS BY POSTING HIS AD EVERYDAY (SPAM) AND CHANGING THE WORDING THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO SPEND THEIR MONEY AND TIME CUTTING DOWN,CLEANING UP,AND GRINDING THE STUMPS OF 5 WORTHLESS PINE TREES ON HIS PROPERTY.IT WOULDN'T MATTER IF THEY WERE 10 STORIES HIGH!! PINE IS WORTHLESS!!PEOPLE HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME GIVING AWAY FREE CUT AND SPLIT PINE.THIS GUY JUST DON'T GET IT!! IT'S NOT FREE IF IT COST SOMEONE MONEY THAT THEY WON'T RECOUP.YOU'RE POSTING IN THE WRONG LIST.MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE WANTED...YOUR AD COULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE .....WANTED: DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO LOSE OR SPEND MONEY CUTTING DOWN MY WORTHLESS PINE TREES.ALSO MUST BE INSURED.I'M AN IDIOT AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND MONEY CLEANING UP MY YARD AND WHY MY ADS GET FLAGGED ALMOST INSTANTLY BECAUSE WHAT I'M POSTING ISN'T FREE!!SO TO ANYONE WHO'S SICK OF SEEING THIS STUPID AD OVER AND OVER JUST KEEP FLAGGING THEM.THAT'S WHAT I DO.TO THE PERSON WHO JUST DOESN'T GET IT...MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE CL TERMS OF USE BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMING AND POSTING IN THE WRONG AREA.SO IF YOU WANT TO KEEP POSTING...POST WHERE IT BELONGS OR I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT YOU'LL BE FLAGGED EVERYTIME AND I'LL WASTE YOURS LIKE EVERYONE ELSES YOU'RE WASTING BY POSTING HERE AND IN THE MASS SECTION ALSO.YOU CAN CHANGE THE AD AND WORDING ALL YOU WANT.WE KNOW YOUR ADS AND YOUR LITTLE TRICKS.YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!GIVE IT UP!!

 

[Cascade Failure]

That dude is a couple postings away from a stroke!

 

[Ratman]

the guy follows with this not long after...

(broken link removed to http://nh.craigslist.org/zip/1982676389.html)

FREE PINE TREE REMOVAL (NH)
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Date: 2010-09-30, 10:03PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I HATE pine trees therefore I'd gladly cut down your worthless pine trees for free! However I hate spammers even more and I cannot guarantee that I won't drop these trees on your house and/or you yourself.

Non Insured



then

he follows that with this...
Tall trees to cut (South NH)
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Date: 2010-09-30, 10:28PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I have tall trees that you can have for the cutting down and cleaning up
all wood would be yours but you need to clean up after they are down
and take care of the stump. You will need your own insurance as we will not be responsible for any
injury to yourself and you will be responsible for any damage you might do to our structures.
The trees are not very close so I don't think that will be a problem but I just want you to know

 

[Cluttermagnet]

Thanks for a great laugh! Mass sounds like a war zone up there. More! More! Encore! :lol: %-P

 

[Skier76]

That's a great rant! I love the use of ALL CAPS. The icing on the cake is how he "rewrites" the ad; the way he feels it should read. :lol:

 

[mikefrommaine]

I was thinking of posting a similar rant -- like anyone is going to get a tree service to work for free.

Now when I see those types of postings I can just send them a link to this thread.

 

[Tony H]

Maybe we should write ones posing as a tree service looking to cut down tree's for free. We could make note we have insurance from some fly by night place and are known to drop tree's on homes and cars and "need practice before charging people"

Then if they call string them along find out when they are home and go out and cut down some other tree and leave them a bill for 500.00 stapled to there front door !