Firewood Joke

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Dustin

Minister of Fire
Sep 3, 2008
601
Western Oregon
Phone rings.......
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, what can we do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
Next day, the FBI descends on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Phone rings at Virgil's house..…..
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.
Did the FBI come over?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop yer firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!!"
 

glacialhills

Member
Jun 5, 2008
222
S.W. Michigan
Firewood is no joke....funny one ;-)
 

deadon

New Member
Sep 30, 2008
101
Central Pa
:lol: Funny, might work if you call the C.I.A.
 
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