For those that need a good laugh

[trueg50]

A new type of stove; just put in one log and heat all day! No more spitting or stacking wood!

No mention the weight of the logs, or if the stove comes with brackets to hold the poles.

https://www.dezeen.com/2013/11/14/spruce-stove-by-michiel-martens-and-roel-de-boer/

For sale:
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[XmasTreefarmer]

Wow! I'm speechless except to say I don't see that working in my living room LOL!

 

[Happy Stacker]

4,500 euros=$7,000 CDN. I think I'll stick with my wood stove....not sure how I would get entire tree trunks in the house either...lol

 

[begreen]

That one seems to come around annually. It's been out for about 4 yrs now. Basically it's a barrel stove with an iris diaphragm opening. According to the designer it heats well, though I suspect it would take a full box of super cedars to get going. I like the log rack required for the stove.

 

[iLoveWood]

How many years to season wood in "log form"?

 

[Jan Pijpelink]

I know from experience the Dutch are very innovative.

 

[blacktail]

There's two things I can't stand. Intolerance, and the dutch.

 

[Jan Pijpelink]

There's two things I can't stand. Intolerance, and the dutch.

Not very friendly.

 

[begreen]

There's two things I can't stand. Intolerance, and the dutch.

Hopefully in jest. It's not very tolerant either.

 

[Knots]

The stove is innovative, but I'd never be able to leave it unattended. It kind of looks like a fuse on a big firecracker, and I'd never get past the thought that the fire is gonna crawl out of the stove...

The intolerance bit is a line from a movie - I can't remember which one.

 

[CincyBurner]

4,500 euros=$7,000 CDN. I think I'll stick with my wood stove

It's not just a stove. It's art. Think of it as a 2:1 deal - a bargain.
Different logistics on 'bringing wood into the house'. With short stuff you don't need to worry about getting wood past the tight corners.

 

[jetsam]

I'm getting one as soon as Boston Dynamics makes a version that stands up on 25 little robot legs and runs off into the woods to get another tree as needed.

 

[Joyboy]

There's two things I can't stand. Intolerance, and the dutch.

Hahaha. It’s been a while since I seen Austin Powers. It’s even more funny that some took you seriously. Lol

 

[Easy Livin’ 3000]

I know from experience the Dutch are very innovative.

If you think the Dutch are innovative, you should see the Scandinavians.

My favorite Dutch innovations: Going Dutch, Dutch ovens (personal favorite), capitalism, bubbles (tulips), two names for the same country, double Dutch.

 

[CenterTree]

I know from experience the Dutch are very innovative.

True, just look at those lovely SHOES.

 

[CenterTree]

If you think the Dutch are innovative, you should see the Scandinavians.

My favorite Dutch innovations: Going Dutch, Dutch ovens (personal favorite), capitalism, bubbles (tulips), two names for the same country, double Dutch.

Dutch Rub.

 

[iLoveWood]

How long to season wood in log form... Lol.