Found an iphone.

[Woody Stover]

Firstly, I don't know much about smart phones. I'm in the process of tracking down the owner but in the meantime, is there anything fun, cool or impish I can do with the phone before I return it? Should I try to figure out which contact is his girlfriend and text her, attempting to start a fight? Any other ideas?

 

[BrotherBart]

"Just give back my phone."

 

[Woody Stover]

You'd better settle down, if you know what's good for ya; I've been cuttin', splittin' and stackin' BL, some of the heaviest wood around. Been movin' a coupla stoves, too.

 

[Xena]

Take a few goofy pics of yourself. Lol.

 

[PapaDave]

I wanna' see him touch his left shoulder with his right hand after a workout. Bet he can't.

 

[Woody Stover]

Take a few goofy pics of yourself. Lol.

I like that idea! He's got the number of every crappy pizza joint on this side of town in his phone. The thing was slathered in pizza grease. I had to remove the cover and wash it, the phone and my hands. No wonder it slid out of his pocket onto the road.
I'll borrow a Pizza Hut uniform, cut out a large circle of cardboard, which will represent the consistency of the crust, and then add some 'special toppings.' I've got a 70-lb. dog; I can easily find enough poo in the yard to make a 16" 'pie.'

 

[Woody Stover]

They had the service suspended so I couldn't call using their phone but I got the numbers and got their phone back to them. Good karma coming my way, right? I'm expecting a big Bodark score to fall into my lap within the next couple of days.

 

[Woody Stover]

I think it was an iphone3. I don't think they can track those as well, but once in a while I will get soft and do the right thing.

 

[Swedishchef]

That was very kind of you. Not everyone is as kind as you...

 

[bmblank]

Take a picture of yourself and make it the new wallpaper (background, whatever iPhone calls it). Really, any goofy picture would work.

 

[Woody Stover]

That karma doesn't mess around, does it?!
The day after I returned the phone to its owner, I had the gas container on the quad and when I got back to the house I noticed that the screw-on vent cap was missing; I must have failed to tighten it. Well, as fate (karma) would have it, it had fallen a short distance and was cradled between the round container and the rear fender. Thanks, karma! However, I am still experiencing a dearth of Hedge, if you could see your way clear....

That was very kind of you. Not everyone is as kind as you...

Why, thank you. That's very kind of you to say that. What goes around, comes around.

 

[Beer Belly]

If I were to take a picture of somebody, it wouldn't be me......I constantly find phones at work, and have been tempted to do something off the walls with it....usually the phones belong to some young teen (I work in a middle school), so my ideas are limited....I did look up "Mom" in the phone book and called to let her know where the phone is....I got "who are you ???...where is my daughter ???"....she got a little excited, but calmed down after I explained....daughter never told her she lost the phone

 

[firebroad]

They had the service suspended so I couldn't call using their phone but I got the numbers and got their phone back to them. Good karma coming my way, right? I'm expecting a big Bodark score to fall into my lap within the next couple of days.

More than likely, a free pizza.