Been away too long and had to get back to it...
Had 3 or 4 piles around the property of split-and-dumped wood that I'd never stacked. Wasn't even sure how much- just a pile here and a pile there. Plus, a BIG pile of unsplit cherry rounds that's been sitting for 18 months.
So, a co-worker says, "My 12-year-old son wants a new pair of Air Jordans, and I'm d****d if I'm paying $150 for them." So I says, "How about he works for them?" Dad thought that was fabulous and sent him over. We agreed that son would get minimum wage in cash dispensed to Dad- I think Dad wanted to show him, 'This is what minimum wage is, kiddo.'
I rent a 22-ton splitter from the local rent-a-wreck, and away we go. Kid got the lessons:
- Make sure your pallet is level BEFORE you begin stacking
- Stacking wood twice sucks more than twice as much as stacking it once
- the dry gray ugly-looking wood is the good stuff
- water weighs a LOT
- garter snakes aren't dangerous
- neither are woodchucks
- running the splitter when you're 12 is AWESOME
- gloves are a good idea
3 cords later ... he's asking when he can come back and do it again!
3 cords- 5 hours- not a bad pace, I think...
Had 3 or 4 piles around the property of split-and-dumped wood that I'd never stacked. Wasn't even sure how much- just a pile here and a pile there. Plus, a BIG pile of unsplit cherry rounds that's been sitting for 18 months.
So, a co-worker says, "My 12-year-old son wants a new pair of Air Jordans, and I'm d****d if I'm paying $150 for them." So I says, "How about he works for them?" Dad thought that was fabulous and sent him over. We agreed that son would get minimum wage in cash dispensed to Dad- I think Dad wanted to show him, 'This is what minimum wage is, kiddo.'
I rent a 22-ton splitter from the local rent-a-wreck, and away we go. Kid got the lessons:
- Make sure your pallet is level BEFORE you begin stacking
- Stacking wood twice sucks more than twice as much as stacking it once
- the dry gray ugly-looking wood is the good stuff
- water weighs a LOT
- garter snakes aren't dangerous
- neither are woodchucks
- running the splitter when you're 12 is AWESOME
- gloves are a good idea
3 cords later ... he's asking when he can come back and do it again!
3 cords- 5 hours- not a bad pace, I think...