I believe this site may be run by a shadowy society...

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Soundchasm

Soundchasm

Minister of Fire
Sep 27, 2011
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Dayton, OH
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Called "The Incinerati". This clandestine group is hard to detect. Sometimes, the only clue they are operating is a heat signature (kind of a la "Predator"). It is believed by some that they have meetings near the seats of world power. There are those who claim The Incinerati are in constant communication with each other, and no detail is too small for their consideration.

It is rumored that their secret handshake was designed to resemble tennis elbow so they can greet each other in public. The customary bow of respect to one another was designed to mimic a bad back to avoid detection.

Be careful lest you fall under their control. Symptoms include self-reliance, honest work and under-dressing considering how cold it is outside.

This public service announcement has been provided by your local electric, natural gas, LP and fuel oil companies.
 
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Sometimes, when the firelight hits their eyes just right, their true reptile alien roots are revealed when their vertical irises can be glimpsed for a moment.
On the contrary, they are in league with the power companies, conspiring to keep us occupied splitting and stacking wood to heat our homes with ancient technology while they carefully guard the secrets of free energy, anti-gravity, and the transmigration of souls.
 
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We are just soooo busted. ;lol
 
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go back to your business peoples...nothing to see here....move along.
 
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Seriously, if we can fuel this thing, I think I can pitch it to History Channel! ;) All the elements are here.

[Hearth.com] I believe this site may be run by a shadowy society...
 
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Incinerati is trending as we speak...we can peddle fear and we can get rich! (now accepting bitcoin)
 
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Think about it, we can just make stuff up, and the more preposterous it is, the better it'll sell. These clowns travel all over the world pulling material straight out of their kiesters, and are well-paid for it.

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken
 
There might be witches & sorceresses in this group. I'd watch it.

It could get nasty.
 
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I think I could come up with a few Druids if that means anything to anyone.......... :)
 
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Soundchasm said:
... clowns travel all over the world pulling material straight out of their kiesters, .

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken
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sounds like sorcery to me.....one ought not mess with sorcerers, druids, witches and the like. unless of course you have an amulet of protection...which I just so happen to sell....
 
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I'd buy one but I don't have change. Anybody got two druids for a celt?
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I see thou art getting no takers. :)

Me thinks you'd best check the most current exchange rate.

Due to inflation, it appears the current rate is 1-1/2 druids per celt.

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Oh no, now I have Spaceball quotes going through my head.
 
Delta-T said:
sounds like sorcery to me.....one ought not mess with sorcerers, druids, witches and the like. unless of course you have an amulet of protection...which I just so happen to sell....
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I have an Horcrux or two hidden away.....
 
i just laughed out loud reading this at work and the whole office was dead silent.....now everyone knows I was either surfing the net or looking at personal emails....haha
 
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