I guess only bears can sh!t in the woods
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I needed this. The old man down the street thought he was a bear, untill my wife told his family on him. Then there was no pooping in the woods for him.
It was on the original list of "unalienable rights" but there was a huge debate over whether it should come before or after the pursuit of happiness. So it was left out of the last draft.
Well, ya all, I and my neighbours all agree, if the property aint big enough, where a man can go outside and take a piss, then it aint no real property at all, if your neighbours can see you and complain, then it`s time to move. And Get Something Bigger To Play With. And maybe log for firewood to boot. ;-)
My sister was in China or maybe mongolia. I'm not sure. She travels alot. Anyway, the bathrooms were down stairs and there was a sign for them in several languages. The English on the sign read. Pissing and Sh*ting down stairs please.
You got to wonder who did the translation for them.
You got to wonder who did the translation for them.
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