It's been a while since I've seen one...had to share.

[stee6043]

They still crack me up.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1894716014.html

 

[smokinj]

LOL What a joke!

 

[mayhem]

You just know they're all leaning towards his house and there are overhead power lines too.

 

[DaveBP]

And you know he's still wide-eyed stunned from the quote he got for a tree service crew to do the job.

 

[burntime]

Email him and tell him you have health insurance, is that good enough? :lol:

 

[mikefrommaine]

Email him and tell him as long as you can borrow his chainsaw your pretty sure his homeowners will cover you.

 

[burntime]

Email him and tell him as long as you can borrow his chainsaw your pretty sure his homeowners will cover you.

I just spit coffee out of my nose on that one!

 

[okotoks guy]

There's one right now on Kijiji in Calgary where a guy wants someone to cut down
2 large fir trees in his yard for the firewood.But the person must be careful as he has
a swimming pool!Also stated was that he only wants a "pro who is up for the challenge."
BTW,he also wants no mess left in his yard;which I assume means that he wants the
cutter to also deal with the branches and leaves.

 

[Snag]

Now I thought this one was pretty original http://harrisburg.craigslist.org/bar/1862149953.html

 

[madrone]

Free: Engine block, slightly cracked. You pull. Great for scrap metal. Must be insured and use your own tools. Please take only the block and put the car back together with the new block I bought when you're done.