ive been bad this year maybe santa will give me pellets instead of coal

[smilejamaica]

what do you think.... since he can pull a sled full of coal maybe just maybe he could throw a ton or two of pellets on the sled .

 

[livefreeordie]

lol, now your talking. I should get at least two ton this year

 

[hossthehermit]

Gonna be too dang cold to shut the fire down, so I guess he won't be comin' down MY chimbly with nothin'

 

[Lousyweather]

you know, from a btu/lb standpoint, coal is a MUCH better gift!

 

[jtakeman]

Smile, Like you really need anymore!

 

[Countryboymo]

Yeah I would get pellets and get excited and then realize they are wet or pelleted bark with a mix of sand and nail pieces.

 

[smilejamaica]

i wonder if we can see santa and his sled on the news this year with some okies on a trailor hitched to the sled . rudolph and the other reindeers must use the same steroids that Alex Rodriguez and Andy Pettitte use to pull this sled.
jay us pellet pigs can never have enough pellets especially when they are from santa claus .
also countryboymo (cool name) that would be just your luck crappy pellets full of junk .lol well anyways almost time to get the cookies out with the milk . hope santa likes chocolate chip

 

[jtakeman]

Smile, Did santa leave you some Inferno's?

 

[Don2222]

Hello

You can tell if they are Inferno's by the smell @#%^

 

[smilejamaica]

well i still have been bad . also i always could use more pellets right ...

 

[mr coffee]

Smile, Did santa leave you some Inferno's?

beat me to it! Merry Christmas!

 

[johnnycomelately]

You laugh but this is true s#it. If you're bad, Santa brings you coal. But if your really bad, like habitually committing violent felonies or swearing in church or not using an OAK, then Santa gets really pissed off and brings you New England pellets or Infernos. But don't fret, you'd have to be really, really bad to get those. Really bad.

 

[khenault]

you know, from a btu/lb standpoint, coal is a MUCH better gift!

Yeah but our equipment can't burn that. (as I start to contemplate mixing in some pea coal on this really cold morning)...

 

[helismash]

If Santa brings you coal, buy a coal stove!

 

[Salty]

You don't want Santa's pellets they're full of fines from bouncing around and I think he picked them up at the Inferno factory as replacements for last years pellets

 

[MarkF48]

Pellets or coal?? Doesn't matter, I go both ways ... either one gets me hot.

 

[tjnamtiw]

you know, from a btu/lb standpoint, coal is a MUCH better gift!

I lived by that philosophy this year (mean a$$ SOB I were), but I didn't get one shiny piece of coal. PMO Wish I lived back in Pa.