Make the ladies swoon!

[SlyFerret]

A buddy of mine linked me to this today.

Let 'em know how rugged and handy you are!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/campfire-cologne/

-SF

 

[Jags]

Hmmm....most ladies that I know say "you stink like a campfire" - and not in a good way.

 

[Flatbedford]

Mrs. Flatbedford loves when I smell like campfire.

 

[Backwoods Savage]

Put them in the stove and leave the door open while plugging the chimney. Guaranteed to give results....

 

[begreen]

Mrs. Flatbedford loves when I smell like campfire.

You're a lucky man.

 

[MasterMech]

Let 'em know how rugged and handy you are!

I've tried diesel fuel, gasoline, LP, 2 stroke pre-mix (various varieties and strengths), gear oil, antifreeze, auto trans fluid, carburetor cleaner, green wood smoke , seasoned wood smoke (of many species!) and I still can't find that perfect scent that drives the ladies wild. (In a good way. )

They usually just hold their nose and ask "Can you fix my _____?"

 

[rottiman]

I've tried diesel fuel, gasoline, LP, 2 stroke pre-mix (various varieties and strengths), gear oil, antifreeze, auto trans fluid, carburetor cleaner, green wood smoke , seasoned wood smoke (of many species!) and I still can't find that perfect scent that drives the ladies wild. (In a good way. )

They usually just hold their nose and ask "Can you fix my _____?"

Try adding 1/3 of a creosoted railroad tye. That should get the needed results....................LOL

 

[Jack Straw]

They need to make a cologne that smells like money

 

[Flatbedford]

You're a lucky man.

...In many ways.