Name Your Stove

[mralias]

Here is another one of those useless, time wasting posts that just had to be done. Do you name your stove and if so what is it and why?

 

[kcellwood]

I call my stove The Stove. As in, I need to clean The Stove, I need to fill The Stove. The Stove will start running soon. The Stove is keeping the house nice and warm..........etc

 

[jtakeman]

I was calling my stove suzy, The wife though I was talkin to another women. Before I knew it there was a dark shadow and then the lights went out. Woke up dazed(was always confused!). Never called it anything but stove since!

 

[P38X2]

I call my stove The Stove. As in, I need to clean The Stove, I need to fill The Stove. The Stove will start running soon. The Stove is keeping the house nice and warm..........etc

Same here except it's the PELLET stove. If the lady hears me say "I'm gonna clean the stove" she may get the wrong idea ; )

 

[kcellwood]

Good point about cleaning 'the stove'. Guess after 33 years of marriage and never once cleaning the cooking stove she knows better.

 

[tony58]

Here is another one of those useless, time wasting posts that just had to be done. Do you name your stove and if so what is it and why?

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Her name is "Nellie Belle ".If you are Old,Ugly and broke like me you'll know where I borrowed that name from...
Tony

 

[DneprDave]

I don't name stuff. My folks named their cars.
That naming things gene must skip a generation.

Dave

 

[IHATEPROPANE]

Occasionally call it the beast but no official name

 

[St_Earl]

named it helga.
but i never actually call it helga.
it's either "the stove" or "this thing"
as in "ugh. i have to clean this thing today."

 

[tfdchief]

"The Buck Stove" and "The Little Hampton" My old wood hauler is named "Everette" after the original owner. My brother has one named "Ernie" We Hettinger boys name stuff. Now if ya look at Gamma Ray's wood stove named......"Chief".....now there is a great name for a stove Smart women!

 

[Bioburner]

Harman, Bixby, and the Ford truck name is Old Gray Mare,always got me home

 

[Trefix]

" Le Poêle " ( = the stove) or " le Harman " when I talk about it.

But during the first lighting after cleaning, I help it whith : " Allez, Pépère ! " (~ Come on, Grandpa ! )

Au revoir.

 

[briansol]

I usually refer to it as 'the dirty groan' because it probably needs a cleaning :X

 

[DirtyDave]

Well when refering to the Dinosaur I have in stove conversations, I offer little help on the new stoves, escept there exspensive.

 

[jrogers999]

Chum Lee

From the show Pawn Stars

 

[jgrz0610]

I just call it "the stove" but she calls it "YOUR stupid goddam pellet thing" when I'm out of town until I tell her the blinking 3 means she needs to put more pellets in it...

 

[jrogers999]

Lol

 

[Trefix]

PTDR




( " pété de rire " half slang for 'nearly died with laughter' )

 

[jtakeman]

Too funny! But who's stove is it when they are warmin their backsides?

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

I just call it "the stove" but she calls it "YOUR stupid goddam pellet thing" when I'm out of town until I tell her the blinking 3 means she needs to put more pellets in it...

And then she says why didn't you get a stove that fills itself and banishes you to the doghouse without supper.

 

[JHASS]

Never named the stove myself but I think the wife named it Honey because when she gets near it she is always saying honey your hot
and I know she isn't talking to me.

 

[hockeypuck]

Did not have one, but the first thing that came to my head is "grunt" as in a soldier that will do anything you say and not cry about it. Not pretty but gets the job done.

 

[Snowy Rivers]

%$#@!$#@$#@! When its not working right

 

[bostonfan49]

We call our stove, "Mr. Toasty" because it keeps us toasty warm......

 

[wilburg]

I call mine "Paid for". I was thinking of calling it Obama, since he paid for most of it... Maybe I could call it Stovebama