* Pile of cherry splits from the tree in your own yard: free
* Chiropractor visit from poorly-executed retreat from woodspider: $65
* Wood-burning insert w/insulated liner professionally installed: $2700
* Lit match under the kindling with woodspider clinging to back wall: Priceless
"We're so sorry, Mrs. Arachnie---your husband didn't make it."
* Chiropractor visit from poorly-executed retreat from woodspider: $65
* Wood-burning insert w/insulated liner professionally installed: $2700
* Lit match under the kindling with woodspider clinging to back wall: Priceless
"We're so sorry, Mrs. Arachnie---your husband didn't make it."