The pause button

[Sprinter]

I had to share this with someone besides family.

My sister was babysitting her 4 year old granddaughter today. She was reading her a story outdoors when suddenly, my grand-niece had an urgent need for the bathroom. She tugged on my sister's sleeve and politely asked: "Grandma, could you pause the book while I go inside?"

Any other cute kid stories are invited.

 

[mattjm1017]

I guess thats that modern technology pushing through with the children of today

 

[HDRock]

Music, It's a strange, strange, world we live in master jack !!

 

[woodgeek]

My kids did that too....

Another example....we had one of those fisher-price toy phones, kids never touched it. When they wanted to play telephone, they grabbed the TV remote, held it to their head and said 'Hi Grandma....'

 

[Hearth Mistress]

I don't remember who told me this but I thought I'd share...

During a children's sermon on Easter Sunday a little girl was wearing a particularly pretty ruffled dress. As she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a groan to iron." Kid's don't have a filter, it's learned as they get older....too funny!

 

[Jags]

The two grand daughters were in the back seat of the car with their mom driving. The oldest was fiddling with the electric window. The youngest asked her mom - "is it OK to use the word dam, like in beaver dam?". Mom answered - why sure it is.

The youngest stared directly at the oldest and proclaimed " Macy, leave the beaver dam window alone".