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jp99

Burning Hunk
Jan 7, 2015
158
Ohio
It's 1.1 outside tonight,
and the snow is glistening in the day's last light.
The drifts are driven into piles deep,
and as we clear them all we neighbors meet.

Inside the blue and yellow flames are bright
and sparks like fireflies dance in delight.
Yes, in one world there is a stark cold storm,
But in the other we are warm.
 
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The hopper full and hatches tight
The flue and fans clean and true
All so you may have a warm night
 
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Very cold tonite, it's true,
in broad daylight, my leaf blower blew,
at home I'm warm,
whilst shoveling i've sworn,
my pellet stove's flame is blue.
 
Outside my wall a howling wind blows
It slams the siding carrying bitter cold snows

Inside my wall is a gentle air flow
Its warmth has our family, all a glow
 
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There I sat
Broken hearted,
I tried to sh*t,
But only farted.


Sorry, that's the extent of my poetry. :p
 
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Hey you guy's are ...
Poets and didn't know it !
 
Uh oh, had no clue, guess mine will be removed as well. My apologies in advance.
 
Ok, I'll try again....

Love is like a three ring circus,
First comes the engagement ring,
Next comes the wedding ring,
Then comes the suffering. ==c
 
Ok, I'll try again....

Love is like a three ring circus,
First comes the engagement ring,
Next comes the wedding ring,
Then comes the suffering. ==c
It's not all that bad if you let her think she's in control and winning. LOL! It's a very fine balancing act that can turn into a slippery slope at a moments notice. Then ya always have the back up plan....... Yes, Dear.>>
 
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