Osage, can you heat
My house o'er night?
Whilst you valiantly spark
In my Fisher wood stove?
And the sparks bright red glare
As they com-bust in mid-air
Give shrieks to my wife
Screaming, "Close that damn door!"
Osage can you keep me warm
Thro the winter of 2015/16?
In my house, and in my home
Thro the long... winter... nights?
I improvised most of this verse for my wife's benefit tonight after scoring five rounds of osage between 2 and 3 feet in diameter, following up on a tip from a friend. It was only about five blocks from my house, so I wasted no time grabbing what I could tonight, and plan to go back for more tomorrow.
Scrounge life! I love it.
Anyway, thanks for indulging me in this bit of cheesiness.
My house o'er night?
Whilst you valiantly spark
In my Fisher wood stove?
And the sparks bright red glare
As they com-bust in mid-air
Give shrieks to my wife
Screaming, "Close that damn door!"
Osage can you keep me warm
Thro the winter of 2015/16?
In my house, and in my home
Thro the long... winter... nights?
I improvised most of this verse for my wife's benefit tonight after scoring five rounds of osage between 2 and 3 feet in diameter, following up on a tip from a friend. It was only about five blocks from my house, so I wasted no time grabbing what I could tonight, and plan to go back for more tomorrow.
Scrounge life! I love it.
Anyway, thanks for indulging me in this bit of cheesiness.
That's all well and good on the score, but we're gonna need pics.... 
